December 11, 2012

Santa's No Democrat

Talkstraight has a few things to say about the latest lie: Dem Polling Firm Finds Plurality Think Santa Is A Democrat… [This is the entire item.]


Another good example of how Democrats are dumber than a box of coal.

Think about it:

Santa builds his own stuff. Yes, Barry, he did build that. He didn’t grovel and ask for handouts and subsidies from the government.

Santa’s workshop is manned by volunteers. There are no unions representing the elves and they’re perfectly happy with that.

Santa willingly provides toys to children. He doesn’t lobby the government to have toys taken from rich children and given to poor ones.

Santa only gives toys to the good children. You want a toy from Santa-you better behave and earn it. Santa doesn’t give toys away because a kid ‘tried’ to be good or because it’s the ‘fair’ thing to do. Santa doesn’t buy into the whole concept of “equality” and “Redistribution of playthings”.

You act like a jerk all year-you get a lump of coal. For those not in the know, that’s Santa’s personal way of saying “F-You” to bad kids for not having personal responsibility. Santa doesn’t believe in being nice just because it might offend someone otherwise.

Santa is able to deliver toys to every good child in the entire world in one night. Think US postal service for a democrat supported alternative.

Santa doesn’t make promises then back out of them. When you sit on Santa’s lap and he asks what you want for Christmas, unlike Democrats, he doesn’t promise that you’ll get them only to disappoint you on Christmas day.

Santa regards children as they are: innocent, good hearted creatures. He does not regard them as “sexual beings” or a ‘punishment’ upon their mothers.

Santa and Mrs. Clause have a good arrangement. He runs the business and she takes care of the cottage. I don’t think I’ve heard of her screaming about mysogyny or being oppressed for being a woman yet.

Mrs. Clause doesn’t sleep with every elf she meets just because it would empower her to do so.

Santa is friends with Abominable. Like real friends that treat each other equally. He doesn’t just tell the huge hairy snowman how much he cares about him while passing policies that keep him trapped in an ice filled cave then trotting him out once a year to put the star on top of the tree.

And, maybe most importantly, when Santa comes into your house on Christmas Eve, he leaves gifts-he doesn’t rob you in the name of “Equality”.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 11, 2012 11:23 AM
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I've always thought of Santa is a Democrat. I learned this idea from P.J. O'Rourke: "I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus."

Posted by: Mike at December 11, 2012 11:54 AM

"Obama's Soviet Mistake. 48555.jpeg

Putin in 2009 outlined his strategy for economic success. Alas, poor Obama did the opposite but nevertheless was re-elected. Bye, bye Miss American Pie. The Communists have won in America with Obama but failed miserably in Russia with Zyuganov who only received 17% of the vote. Vladimir Putin was re-elected as President keeping the NWO order out of Russia while America continues to repeat the Soviet mistake."


Sometimes you have to go to The Truth to get the truth.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/19-11-2012/122849-obama_soviet_mistake-0/

Posted by: Bill Jones at December 11, 2012 6:43 PM

"Obama's Soviet Mistake. 48555.jpeg

Putin in 2009 outlined his strategy for economic success. Alas, poor Obama did the opposite but nevertheless was re-elected. Bye, bye Miss American Pie. The Communists have won in America with Obama but failed miserably in Russia with Zyuganov who only received 17% of the vote. Vladimir Putin was re-elected as President keeping the NWO order out of Russia while America continues to repeat the Soviet mistake."


Sometimes you have to go to The Truth to get the truth.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/19-11-2012/122849-obama_soviet_mistake-0/

Posted by: Bill Jones at December 11, 2012 7:09 PM
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