June 2, 2011

Public Service Tutorial: How To Open A Bag of Charcoal

I'm talking about those rugged paper bags of hardwood charcoal that are bound at the top with a zipper-like string seam that looks as if it was made to cleanly unravel. -- See HERE @ Cheap Talk

Charcoal Revelation from jeff ely on Vimeo.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 2, 2011 3:03 PM
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This is why I don't smoke pot.

Posted by: Casca at June 2, 2011 3:52 PM

Any farm kid can open that with no problem. All feed bags are stitched closed the same way.

Posted by: Peccable at June 2, 2011 6:03 PM

Wait, we're supposed to OPEN the bag? I just soak the whole thing with lighter fluid and toss a match on it.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at June 2, 2011 6:17 PM

Well, no wonder he cain't open it. It's all scribbled on in French or something.

Posted by: Jewel at June 2, 2011 7:43 PM

And here I was thinking "but that's why God gave us flamethrowers".

way to spoil my day.

Screw that, I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this video and continue using ol' flashy.

Posted by: pdwalker at June 4, 2011 7:57 AM