President Dick Today: "What Oft Was Thought But Ne'er So Well Expressed" @ AMERICAN DIGEST

June 30, 2011

President Dick Today: "What Oft Was Thought But Ne'er So Well Expressed"

“Delay that. Delay that. What are you doing? I can’t believe … I was joking. Don’t do that. Did we delay that? Did that work?” -- Joe Scarborough

Mark Halperin says what every one knows. Apologizes. Licks boots. Is suspended from NBC anyway. Don't those TV execs have any respect for the truth?

Perhaps not. But we do. Let's vote! Today's question confronting America is "Is Obama a dick?"

Posted by Vanderleun at June 30, 2011 9:13 AM

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It is impossible to conceive of this firing happening were a Republican the President; or even of an apology.

But they must be very afraid for Obama's future, so that is a good thing.

Posted by: james wilson at June 30, 2011 11:09 AM

It makes you wonder if it is possible for a dick to be dickless. Then again, I suppose that question has already been put to rest by Gloria Allred.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at June 30, 2011 11:32 AM

Of course, we know he's a big dick. MSNBC and all the others are his fellatrices.

Posted by: Jewel at June 30, 2011 11:52 AM

Fellatricies, Jewel? Now that's what I call wordsmithin'. Please explain the intricacies of closed-circuit fellatricity.

Posted by: Frank P at June 30, 2011 12:30 PM

Halperin is a habitual douchebag. If anyone knows a dick, it's him.

Posted by: Blastineau at June 30, 2011 2:34 PM

@vanderleun:

"Yet NBC must stomp it down."

NBC stomps it down because in the words of Jack Nicholson in the movie A Few Good Men, "You can't handle the truth. Son, we live in a world that has walls."

Main stream media just can't handle the truth. It has been so long since they reported the news truthfully, the truth is antediluvian.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at June 30, 2011 2:45 PM

Yet they think it funny when Sarah Palin is called a c**t.

Posted by: Sara (Pal2Pal) at June 30, 2011 3:22 PM

"Fellatrix":noun, female. One who performs fellatio. Plural: "Fellatrices"

Posted by: sherlock at June 30, 2011 4:02 PM

"Oh, Frank!" said Hot Lips.

There. Splained.

Posted by: Jewel at June 30, 2011 4:22 PM

Hot Lips

Yeah, but try saying it with a mouth full of President!

Posted by: Frank P at June 30, 2011 4:37 PM

Didn't someone here say that Obama's signature looked like a "talking dick?"

Also, it is correct to note that our current president is the ultimate prick.

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