September 6, 2013

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I've been away but so far, as I understand it, here's the plan. DC bombs Syria into pudding for using the WMD it inherited from Saddam. Iran bombs DC into pudding with WMD that it got from Syria's stockpile of WMDs it got from Saddam and passed on to Syria. The United States, now without Washington DC, bombs Iran into pudding. Except for excess pudding where's the downside?

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 6, 2013 1:03 PM
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Just thinkin' we ought to do the rest of 'em, while we're at it.

Save time, money, and later aggravation.

Posted by: leelu at September 6, 2013 2:47 PM

Can they personally make sure they nuke all those Tom Cruise movie stand in rejects in the accompanying photo.

Posted by: Michael J. Bilek at September 6, 2013 3:06 PM

Keep talking about the president's daughter like that and I'll sign on to personally nuke Iran. I'm not his biggest fan but you don't talk like that about little girls.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 6, 2013 4:06 PM

Obama daughter to be raped?? Ewwww

Posted by: bwane at September 6, 2013 5:30 PM

Obama daughter to be raped?? Ewwww

Posted by: bwane at September 6, 2013 5:33 PM

The problem in D.C. is that all the rats will have jumped ship before the pudding tsunami.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 6, 2013 6:02 PM

It's brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

. . . . "The proof is in the pudding". Someone notify the White House and the U.N"..

Posted by: Geo at September 7, 2013 5:53 AM

Any military that still goosesteps instead of marching should be nuked as a matter of principle (Iran and the Norks immediately come to mind).

But my favorite video of the Iranian military is the one where they are (for lack of a better term) prancing down the street in formation. That one makes me spew whatever beverage I'm drinking every time.

Posted by: Snackeater at September 7, 2013 6:46 AM

As long as this isn't that craptastic low-fat pudding, I'm pretty much OK with a pudding tsunami.

Posted by: SteveS at September 7, 2013 2:58 PM

They look like the old Houston Astros uniforms.

Posted by: ed at September 7, 2013 4:52 PM