September 5, 2012

ObamaZombies: They Only Come Out at Night!

Yes, they're feasting on brains on the streets of Charlotte tonight!

I always find it hard to believe that there are people walking around the country thinking it is a good thing to "belong to the government." I always find it hard to believe that minds can be so deeply colonized in a country dedicated to liberty. And then I am confronted with testimony like this from these strange apparitions.

And then I say to myself, "Self, you've really got to stop training for center-mass and start training for head-shot."

Update: More mental illness on parade in Charlotte.

File these people under: "No condom thick enough."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 5, 2012 8:53 AM
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I dunno, based on this video I think the head is the least vulnerable part of their anatomy.

Posted by: butch at September 5, 2012 9:05 AM

Owned by the F'in Gubmint


Posted by: jwm at September 5, 2012 9:11 AM

Head shots. Agreed.

Where can I get a stimulus for target ammo?

Posted by: Casey Klahn at September 5, 2012 9:24 AM

Pelvis shots.

Can't shamble (or breed) with a shot up pelvis.

Posted by: monkeyfan at September 5, 2012 9:26 AM

Just as people were beginning to forget about the "You didn't build that" thing, those geniuses come up with this! Do they WANT to lose? Is it all part of their long-term cunning plan?

Posted by: Voton at September 5, 2012 10:53 AM

Jesus Fuck.

If that ain't the most elegant representation of the fundamental distinction between "liberals" and normal people, I never saw one.

The whole "zombie" metaphor gains more valence daily.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at September 5, 2012 12:39 PM


Posted by: Morgan K Freeberg at September 5, 2012 2:16 PM

Ever hear the term "carpetbagger"?

If that guy is a native Mississippian I'm a unicorn.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at September 5, 2012 8:46 PM

Slavery is not just a physical condition, it is a state of mind and a way of life.

Posted by: pdwalker at September 6, 2012 1:00 AM

"Yes we chattel!"

(New Democrat Party slogan.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH at September 6, 2012 3:55 AM

Normally, watching morons on display would make me laugh. What makes me cry in this case is that these brain donors are a) politically active and b) their votes count as much as mine.

Posted by: physics geek at September 6, 2012 7:29 AM

Don't kid yourselves, half the people in this country are going to vote for President Obama & everybody else with a "D" by his name, no matter what they do. They always do. There's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Don K at September 6, 2012 1:33 PM

Jeebus, the hypocrisy, it burns!

I truly hate that fat scrunt who says people are allowed to make choices, so long as the outcome is good. Let me guess who decides what a correct outcome is.

Sorry to go from zero to Godwin in nothing flat, but I hate these people because they would cheerfully send me and mine to a camp. For the children.

Posted by: butch at September 6, 2012 6:01 PM

Hey Rob not only was that skuzzy headed sewer rat from Mississippi, he was wearing a gay tee shirt. He must be hanging out in Oxford trying to get his William Faulkner thing on.

Posted by: bill at September 6, 2012 7:41 PM


The best gig was always determining from what those can to distributing to those who need. And that always came with a suitable cut off the top to the determiner.

Tolkien had it it right with the gatherers and the sharers, you see.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at September 6, 2012 7:58 PM

Mike - Well, it is an incredible burden doing all that determining and distributing. They're entitled. Because they are better than us. Bless their hearts.

With an icepick.

C. S. Lewis was right.

Posted by: butch at September 6, 2012 8:49 PM