-- The Invaluable Borowitz Report at The New Yorker
We could only wish.
Ladies and Gentlemen - our first toddler President Of the United States.
No Bad News Ever.
I feel kinda bad. As a people, we have been such a disappointment to His Obamaness.
How does he plan to enforce this latest decree ?
It's good to be Czar.
"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper
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