Nothing here for the tender and more sensitive sex. Just some Locker Room "issues." Move along.
AN OPEN LETTER
TO THE GENTLEMAN
BLOW-DRYING HIS BALLS
IN THE GYM LOCKER ROOM.
May 27, 2011 Dear gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room,
You're actually doing it. I mean, we've all dreamt of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you're actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club. Some of us will do it in private in our homes, or in a hotel room using a hairdryer a stranger might have just used to style their hair for that big business meeting in Denver. But not you. You are not confined to such social norms, norms that usually keep flapping, flag-like balls out of my eyes. ...
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Posted by Vanderleun at June 3, 2011 3:53 PM
Paper clips and rubber bands are for just those moments.
Posted by: Peccable at June 3, 2011 4:25 PMREAL men towel-dry their family jewels.
Posted by: at June 3, 2011 5:38 PMMUST you use my name in that sentence, nameless poster?
Posted by: Jewel at June 3, 2011 6:06 PMI almost spewed diet Coke all over the Admiral's Club (Terminal A) at DFW.
Posted by: Fritzworth at June 3, 2011 6:56 PMOkay. Just to be perfectly clear, Fritzworth. When you say you almost spewed diet Coke all over the Admiral's Club...you weren't speaking euphemistically, were you?
Posted by: Jewel at June 3, 2011 8:07 PMWhile I've never seen that guy at the gym blow-dry his balls, I can't tell you how many guys I've seen standing at an airport restroom urinal with his ear bent down to his shoulder as he must [**MUST!!**] call his wife/secretary/colleague on his cellphone to inform them that he just landed in XYZ and is making the connection over to his flight to ABC right there as he urinates.
Ladies, for those of you who do not know, for most of us, the process at the urinal is a two-handed affair. Should someone drop that cellphone into the urinal, as far as I'm concerned, that thing is lost forever.
Why, oh why, so many guys choose to place this meaningless phone call right there as they're urinating is more than I can figure out. One thing at a time, fellas....place that call either before or after your time in the restroom.
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