July 23, 2012

The Obama Urn -- An Artifact Whose Time Has Come: "Under one condition; Must also dispense Pez."

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Fills from Base. Personal Cremation Urns for ashes: Personal Cremation Urns The personal urn does not come with hair. For hair we can digitally add hair if you wish, as you can see with our sample of president Obama. For people with longer hair we can add a wig from your specifications. This cremation urn comes on an elegant solid marble base. A Plaque and nameplate are also available.

A company called Cremation Solutions will create an urn that looks like your severed head, so your family and friends will never forget you as long as it's prominently displayed after your passing. -- Gizmodo

I'm sure this is just a prototype, an homage if you will, and there is no reason whatsoever for the Secret Service to conduct those background checks that are sure to commence in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 23, 2012 10:59 AM
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I want a big black Lincoln

and an Obama head to put on the hood

Like the Deathmobile scene in Animal House

Posted by: Mike James at July 23, 2012 11:14 AM

Oh now that was funny!

Posted by: vanderleun at July 23, 2012 12:54 PM

"RAMMING SPEED!!!"

Where's Bruce McGill when you really need him?

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 23, 2012 1:22 PM

Proof that the president has made an ash of himself.

Posted by: WC Green at July 23, 2012 4:04 PM

Is that where they plan to put the economy after they finish killing it?

Posted by: BillT at July 24, 2012 1:37 AM

I looked at the picture and the title, and before reading the story I assumed this was yet another fundraising gizmo for the Obama campaign. He's already horned in on people's weddings and family photos, why not try to convince people to pay money to stash their ashes in an Obama Urn? "I think about you every day, and now every time you remember those good times with Grandpa, you'll think of me."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 25, 2012 5:09 AM

"A lot of people don't realize this, but you can put you weed in there"

http://youtu.be/muA5EBmpDhA

Posted by: Phil in Englewood at July 27, 2012 2:50 AM