July 12, 2013

Make it Go Faster



Many in the no-longer-so-loyal opposition to the Obama juggernaut now taking the wrecking ball to the Republic fret about how to slow or stop it.

Here's the news: You can't.

There are now so many programs and initiatives in play on so many levels that just keeping up with a fraction of them will have you pointing and clicking 25 hours a day. Believe me if all those endearing young charms of the administration were to fade to black when a Corillian Death Ray from the orbiting Arquillian Battle Cruiser reduced it to Frito dust at the bottom of a bag, eradicating the Obama parasites left sucking down paychecks all over the nation would tucker out both Stalin and Pol Pot.

Frantic and "tryin' to make it in due time / Before the heaven doors close" the current administration of crooks, thugs, liars, leftists, and wreckers are pushing every half-assed social theory into law and policy with no let-up in sight and no quarter given. And they are breeding like roaches in a night darker than a hundred midnights down in a cypress swamp.

Short form: If you want to "reform" this government from within, get extra ammo, extra fuel for the wood-chipper, and pack a lunch.

Add to this a media that is fully in love with the easeful death this toad-licking movement brings them, while dedicated to slobbering over whatever turgid appendage our panty-waist president deigns to offer them daily, and you've got a perfect slow motion storm of legal, moral, and cultural disasters.

Take a hint from Keanu Reeves in Speed above. If you can't stop it, you've got to wreck it.... and to wreck it you've got to "make it go faster."

They say their plans for the future of the United States are "better?" Okay, take them at their word. Only faster. Let's see how this stuff plays out in real life. As soon as possible. If they're right, all will be well. If they're not, let's have the disaster now and in double portions. It seems to be already hitting the "youth" and the low-information voters of Obama's base with 20+% unemployment. Let's do what we can to spread the no-wealth redistribution.

After all, as we used to say in the socialist paradise of Berkeley in the 1960s, "If you're going to have a revolution, you've got to do revolting things."

In times like these it's not enough to say "No!" You've got to say, "Go fuck yourselves with a thermonuclear weapon. Here, let me help...."

Posted by Vanderleun at July 12, 2013 11:57 AM
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Yeah, that's my conclusion at this point. Ain't no fixing it, not any more. The best we can hope to do is like the monks during the dark ages: hold on to knowledge and education until the world is ready for it again.

Stay true, stay safe my friends.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 12, 2013 12:36 PM

Earth abides.

As Pete over at WRSA likes to say: "Got Tribe?"

Posted by: monkeyfan at July 12, 2013 12:40 PM

Hey, let's be careful out there.

Posted by: Terry Kirkpatrick at July 12, 2013 1:39 PM

NO!! NO!! Besides creating the TSA, the patriot act, increasing funds to department of education, increasing the size of government, creating the EPA, endless spending, wars, etc republicans care about limited government. Don't call them progressives, that is silly, just keep voting for them because the democrats are more worsterest.

Posted by: Moe at July 12, 2013 2:48 PM

Moe, you forgot to add /sarc.

Yanno, we could all join the donkey party and become
the real cancer in the body politic. Pedal to the metal.

Posted by: Saturday Anon at July 13, 2013 10:23 AM

REFUSE the OOZE, you sad,cowardly,self-negating slimes !
I'm not going over the cliff or into the wall; I have kids, family, and friends in the car. I owe them my BEST effort.

We've been so asleep at the switch that others have democratically been given control. They have so corrupted and constipated the system that we've now wakened. Is surrender to present and more severs pain to come our response?

Are you still the offspring, the heirs of 1776, where 1/3 were for the enemy, 1/3 for watching the spectacle, and only 1/3 for Liberty?

Choose and act now. Poltroon or Patriot?
I say, REFUSE the OOZE.

Posted by: Famously Unknown at July 13, 2013 11:29 AM

Good luck with that, friend. Its like yelling at the tide to stop coming in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 13, 2013 9:26 PM

For the 47% of the people who do not pay income tax,
and see dependency as their job,who live only for today and for themselves and thirdly for their children NOTHING matters, but the moment. Whether we implode faster or slower has no relevancy for them. That is why they can not be reached. That is why they we search for descriptions of them as "zombies, drones, low and no information voters etc.
Thanks for attempting to rally the other divided 50%

Posted by: Grace at July 14, 2013 12:37 AM

My faith is in God (the only real one, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, the God of Israel, the Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ), and not in men or their works. I am rarely suprised by men and never disappointed by God.
I haven't decided, though, if, when the dam busts loose, I'll find a gun and stand againt the tide, or wait for them to drag me out of my home and murder me in the street. Either way, God will still win at the end.

Posted by: Big Mo at July 14, 2013 10:24 PM

the arc of Rhodesia, otherwise known as Zimbabwe is a useful rhyme with our experience.

Posted by: Sandy Daze at July 15, 2013 2:15 PM