Newest Japanese trick is climbing a wall using suction from your asshole.
"Wow, look at Kiko go. She must be sucking 400 lbs/sq inch." And remember, A = 2 pi x r.
"A real Oreck, I tell you wwwhhat."
"Uh oh, here come Mahi Mahi on the outside. Climbing fast. What a rim, ladies and gentle. Whatta rim!"
"Oh, no. Kiko is losing her grip. Clamp, Kiko! Clamp like you've never clamped before!"
"I once clamped," says Al Gore from the stands.
"Yeah, go fuck yourself, Al!"