that there's a hidden benefit to the nation following the Iowa Supreme Court just up and telling Iowans that gay marriage is okay. We're now less than 18 months away from the debut of the new TV reality show: Gay Divorce Court. I don't know about you, but I'm laying down some vintage Orville Redenbacher.
The promos for "Gay Divorce Court" might go something like this:
"You're cute... but not cute enough."
Posted by Vanderleun at April 3, 2009 8:30 PM
"Gay divorce court"
Hosted by Maury Povich, or Jerry Springer. I can see the bitch fights, punchouts and slapfests from here. Dumped for a younger boy, or a more macho lez. Who gets the Prius? Will they split the Streisand records, or will the bull dike lose the Harley? Slime oozes from the television set. Sponsors are salivating.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at April 4, 2009 7:13 AMIncredible, but true, JWM.
Posted by: qp at April 4, 2009 9:01 AMThat promo also featured the tune that may well become the fight song for the next federally protected victim class defined by elective behavior, "It Had To Be Ewe" the old sheepherders serenade. Can't you just picture the parades and marches as the beastiality boys harmonize to it while demanding that the yoke of societal oppression be lifted from their necks.
Posted by: djaces at April 4, 2009 10:12 AM
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