December 5, 2012

Holiday Cooking Lesson Number 1: Let's work with "Najseksi kuvarica koja priprema pitu od Sljiva"

Translation: "Sexiest chef who prepares plum pie."

"Look at my kaake. I vish you cold smell it."

To master this video will probably take most men ten to twenty viewings .... as well as remember what it is you are supposed to be cooking in the first place. Especially the part where she uses "dis round wood to rall oot der doe."

Presented below the fold in deference to those who may not need to learn -- in large measure -- what this chef has to teach.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 5, 2012 10:16 PM
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Nigela Lawson with blond hair and skimpier dresses.

Posted by: Fat Man at December 5, 2012 2:16 PM

All right! Did she HAVE to do that with the whipped cream?!

Posted by: ed at December 5, 2012 3:38 PM

No videos allowed at work, so I can't wait to get home and satisfy my suddenly intense curiosity about baking Christmas goodies. So guys... don't overload those servers okay?

Posted by: sherlock at December 5, 2012 3:41 PM

That's no cake. That's a tart.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at December 5, 2012 4:08 PM

That's not a tart it's a cook.

Posted by: Frank P at December 5, 2012 5:09 PM

May Bobby throw her down and Flay her.

Posted by: Jewel at December 5, 2012 5:12 PM

Oh gevalt!

Posted by: Flannel puts at December 5, 2012 7:56 PM


Posted by: TmjUtah at December 5, 2012 8:19 PM

Nice plums

Posted by: Estoy Listo at December 5, 2012 8:46 PM

Nice plums

Posted by: Estoy Listo at December 5, 2012 8:46 PM

Jordon seriously upped the ante on Giada & Nigella.

Posted by: at December 5, 2012 9:09 PM

Dhose are the best damn ripest melons I've seen in a long time, hands down xxxx errrrr on!

I've now watched that video a dozen times now and still can't get past the first two ingredients.

Posted by: Geo at December 6, 2012 9:11 AM

Dig those tan lines.

Posted by: dr kill at December 6, 2012 9:56 AM

What the hell kind of dog eats plums? And don't say "What dog?", you pervs.

Posted by: SteveS at December 7, 2012 6:25 AM


Oh, plums!

"Sljivovitz" is plum brandy. Great stuff! You can run your car on it, but I prefer drinking it. I imagine "Jordan" does too.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at December 7, 2012 11:24 AM