This little piggy will not be going to market after escaping from a moving truck on the way to a slaughterhouse.
The sow, who has since been nicknamed Babe, after the Hollywood film, was captured jumping 16ft to freedom in south China.
A witness said the pig climbed over the backs of her fellow porkers before leaping out of the slaughterhouse van.
Miraculously she escaped unhurt and has now been adopted by police who responded to the incident in the Guangxi region.
‘She saw one chance of freedom by clambering on the backs of the other pigs and took it.
‘She deserves her chance of life and she has got it. She will never be eaten here.’
"Never be eaten here." Yeah, right.
Yeah...when pigs fly!
Posted by: USS Ben at June 10, 2014 2:15 AMThat's one Uncle Letsgo Lozko would use as a breeder, for sure. He was a dealer in stolen dogs, he knows these things.
And a punch in the face to anyone who even thinks: BBQ
Posted by: chasmatic at June 10, 2014 5:59 AMCan't imagine the same fate for any American who crawls out of the Obama/IRS/DOJ/NSA/Obamacare van transporting the population to a fundamentally transformed country.
The first one who did climb out would be publicly executed, gruesomely and promptly, pour encourager les autres…
Ah, to be a pig in China - freedom!
Posted by: Milo Galt at June 10, 2014 1:19 PMAh, yes, the FEMA camps, where to borrow an appropriate phrase: Arbeit Macht Frei.
A sensitive tip of my hat to The Jews, many of whom were touched in some way by this (actually obscene) signage on the gates.
We will be experiencing some of the same here pretty soon and it won't be race or gender or ethnic group or any other discriminating. At first obedient sheep will get a pass but the reaper will return for a second cutting, more if needed.
Posted by: chasmatic at June 10, 2014 3:17 PM
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