November 14, 2011

"Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated."

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"With a little dumpster diving, rotten food, duct tape, and careful planning, almost anyone can attract enough disease-ridden wild mammals to cover his or her person for hours at a time. It’s easy, fun, and presents only a slightly higher than average chance of contracting a terrible pathogenic infection!" -- Coon-Suit Riot | VICE

Ooo-kay, that's 30 for Western Civ. Last person out turn off the light. Thank you.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 14, 2011 3:56 PM
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The subject does not really look all that happy.

Maybe it's an Ol' Yeller moment, and she just realized she's Ol' Yeller.

Posted by: mushroom at November 14, 2011 4:45 PM

Don't give Lady Gaga any ideas.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2011 4:53 PM

I had a Davy Crockett coonskin hat when I was a youngster, but this is just wrong.

Posted by: drdave at November 14, 2011 5:34 PM

Where the hell is PETA? Those poor critters could catch something.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at November 14, 2011 5:47 PM

So this is what the #OWS idiots are doing now that they are being expelled from the public parks.

Posted by: Fat Man at November 14, 2011 6:15 PM

Ya know, she's kinda hot - in a covered in food and raccoons sorta way.

Posted by: SteveS at November 14, 2011 7:16 PM

You are such a dog.

Posted by: vanderleun at November 14, 2011 8:59 PM

OK, stop it-this is nothing more than a new perversion she's working out.

Posted by: Peccable at November 15, 2011 5:39 AM

Rape prevention at the Occupy Camp.

That should work.

Posted by: John the River at November 15, 2011 7:03 AM

My youth might been misspent, but it wasn't this misspent.

Posted by: physics geek at November 15, 2011 10:02 AM

She just proved that raccoons are indeed more interested in food than they are afraid of humans. Whether or not it's a good idea to prove that to raccoons, she's not interested in that.

Posted by: Maureen at November 15, 2011 11:11 AM

Mehhh!
Now if they were Honey Badgers...

Posted by: monkeyfan at November 15, 2011 1:21 PM

I count 8 racoons; gotta be a repeat performance of maybe a sorority hell week. They have been there before.

Posted by: madtntaxpayer at November 16, 2011 6:51 AM

Coonilingus??

Posted by: Badco at November 16, 2011 12:20 PM

Who was going to pull those coons off if they got pissed? They are almost as mean as chimps.

Posted by: BradnSA at November 17, 2011 12:55 PM
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