HT: The Rt. Honorable davidthompson: Friday Ephemera
Five minutes well spent.
I didn't watch very much, my toast popped up. Did they get into the mud?
I knew Family Guy was real. I just knew it.
"my toast just popped up" - that's a euphemism I hadn't heard before, but the meaning seems transparent.
I accept your compliment Doc. I remember some formula involving how many words equal one picture but I was never good at math.
If you are familiar with The Bonzo Dog Band you'll know about this:
"THE DOUGHNUT IN GRANNY'S GREENHOUSE" –
A party is in full swing. Desperate for a pee, a man goes up to the host and asks the whereabouts of the “smallest room".
The host is nonplussed.
The man continues with every possible euphemism: “little boy's room" - "privy" - "bog" - "john" - "jakes" - "loo" - "facility" – “rest room" – “comfort station" ???
The host is still baffled.
The man finally blurts, “Look you stupid bastard, I'm bursting for a piss!”
“Ah,” says the host, “you want the Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse".
I am a Coupon Warrior.
"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper
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