April 10, 2009

Breaking! First Obama Medical Crisis

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After a week spent suffering from more than the usual Biden pain in his ass, the White House announced this evening that Joe Biden will be surgically removed from Pres. Obama's backside.

"A biopsy of the Biden growth was taken at Walter Reed and found to be malignant and growing faster than hair plugs on a Chia pet," said Press Sec. Gibbs. "We had to act quickly as this was clearly a matter of Obamanational security."

Assuming that Biden survives being cut off from his air and food supply, the Vice President will be flown to American warships on station off the Somalia coast and swapped out for the American Captain currently being held hostage by pirates.

When asked "What then?" by resident press corps mummy Helen Thomas, WH press secretary Gibbs said, "Frankly, dear Helen, we don't give a damn."

Posted by Vanderleun at April 10, 2009 9:03 PM
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First time I saw this pic, I was flooded with Cool Hand Luke memories.

"I'm dancin over here, Boss..."

Posted by: Rob De Witt at April 10, 2009 9:30 PM