GLIDE PATHS AND PORK CHOPS: Principles of Porcine Aviation
COMPROMISE ECOLOGY: The Handbook of "The Friends of the Sierra Club and Halliburton's Earth."
STIFFED: Around the World in 80 Lapdances
NO THUMBS: A Cow's Guide to Instant Messaging
BOYFOOT BEAR WITH TEAKS OF CHAN: Zen Puns for Every Occasion
FUELISH: The Future of Electrosolarlunamethanecorn-powered Vehicles
SEX MIT SCHLAG: The Tangled Histories of Love and Dairy Products
THE 7 COMPULSIONS OF HIGHLY DEFECTIVE PEOPLE
WE'RE TWELVE STEPPING: 12 Foolproof Square Dances for AA Shindigs in Rural America
THE SPEED OF DARK: Measuring the Slowest Thing in the Universe
GENDERLENDING: Same Sex Marriage for Heterosexuals
DUCT-TAPE DROMEDARIES: Beyond Balloon Animals
MY GIRL: The Life of Jenna Bush, 46th President of the United States As Told by Her Father
PRONE YOGA: Asanas for People Too Pooped to Sit Up
THE PEOPLE, MAYBE: The Liberal Professor's Guide to Making Sure Only Smart People Vote
THE I-CHANGE: Fortune Telling with the New Commemerative Quarters
YO, GOD: The Revised Standard Hip-Hop Version of the Gospels
Posted by Vanderleun at November 12, 2005 1:33 PM | TrackBackHow about, Say,What! Life in the 21st century where the lie is sacred.
Posted by: Jeffersonranch at November 12, 2005 6:52 PMBy sheerest coincidence, The Speed Of Dark is the title of Elizabeth Moon's latest novel. However, her protagonist, a high-functioning autistic, thinks dark must be faster than light; after all, it got there first!
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Posted by: hank at November 14, 2005 6:29 PMI notice your book titles honor all the animals used as nicknames in my family - ie Pig is anyone who eats too much, I'm Bull (That's a male cow for you bovaphobes) and my most excellent sister is Bear. That leaves out Chook (ie chicken, anyone being particulary stupid). This wont be stupid or obscene but it may be tasteless:
HEADLESS CHOOKS DON'T DO HIGHWIRE
A long time ago (when I was in graduate school), I wrote a list of titles to "songs the Gershwins never would have written" that included "Frogs Can't See Dead Flies", "(Oh Baby) Grease My Skids", and "Beta-Hat Boogie" --- the musical answer to the question "X Prime X Inverse, X Prime Why?". Full appreciation of this last one requires a course in Econometrics.
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