October 19, 2009

At Last, a Bible for the Rest of Us!

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The Chuck Norris Bible: "More American Than the King James Version!"

Posted by Vanderleun at October 19, 2009 8:37 AM
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When Chuck Norris does one armed finger tip
push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the planet down.

Posted by: westsoundmodern at October 19, 2009 2:45 PM

When Chuck Norris goes out, criminal lock their doors.

Posted by: Donald Sensing at October 19, 2009 7:36 PM

Please tell me this is real!
I so want one.

Posted by: monkeyfan at October 19, 2009 7:47 PM

And it's the only Bible Muslims will let into countries under sharia law. Because they're afraid of Chuck.

Posted by: Rich Fader at October 20, 2009 6:24 PM