No doubt you have been saying to yourself, "Self, what new routine have Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, and Cedric the Entertainer been working up lately to amuse the huddled masses yearning to breathe free?"
The answer, it would seem, is that they have all climbed inside some sagging human skin suit like the aliens in Men in Black and are operating the golem on some obscure evening television newscast.
The bad news is the golem doesn't look at all like Will Smith. The good news is you can TIVO it for big laughs at parties....
Sharpton: Now when people say, "Hey, NBC, you got an awful white lineup," NBC can just say, "Excuse us while we whip this out." Proof daily of the old adage, "You can't insult a whore."
Let's see, the daily line up at MSNBC now includes a Maddow, a Sharpton, a Matthews, and a Schultz. That's pretty much got the gay, black, closeted, and maniac demographics covered. The only fringe group not represented would seem to be the sexually ambiguous albinos with a yen for facial piercings. Look for their next hire to be this thing:
Problem solved.
Lee Fang? LEE FANG??? I must micturate over that one with shivers, Gerard!
Posted by: Jewel at August 3, 2011 3:20 PMOh, how the mighty have fallen! And the pall bearers are all mental midgets.
Posted by: Jewel at August 3, 2011 3:22 PMJewel, never was MSNBC a serious broadcast entity. From inception, it was a freak show replete with a barker calling the marks to part with their dime.
Posted by: Peccable at August 4, 2011 6:45 AMIt is the red-headed bastard demented love child of Microsoft and NBC
Posted by: Jewel at August 4, 2011 10:28 AMMSNBC could save a lot of money by just replacing Maddow, Sharpton, Matthews, & Schultz with a fat, drunk and stupid black lesbian.
Rosie O'Donnell is thinking, Damn, so close!
Posted by: Gagdad Bob at August 4, 2011 10:57 AMRosie O'Donnell is thinking, Damn, so close!
Brilliant.
Posted by: gedaliya at August 4, 2011 12:24 PMI experience involuntary hysterical fits laughter everytime I hear Al Sharpton speak, painfully when I hear him and see him at the same time. It's impossible for me to make sense out of anything he says because he's so hysterically animated. Sorry, Al. I know you really mean bidness.
Posted by: RedCarolina at August 4, 2011 6:45 PMRemember the movie "Deep Impact" about a comet about to collide with Earth? It was as dull as "Armageddon" was exciting, but the most unbelievable part was the world watching an unknown host on MSNBC with a scoop.
Posted by: StephenB at August 5, 2011 9:29 PMThat film was a suckworthy waste of eight bucks at the movie house.
Posted by: Jewel at August 6, 2011 2:12 AM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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