June 6, 2011

And this season's award for eviscerating eco-nazis goes to... Lynne @ Counting Cats in Zanzibar for wearing Dick Glover's guts as garters...

It's a fact that Nazi-creepy ecolunacy @ Counting Cats in Zanzibar is simply.... masterful. A small sample:

Richard Glover, broadcaster and Sydney Morning Herald columnist, believes himself to be a reasonable man. He might think so but I don’t. What Glover is, is a fascist greenie cunt sans pareil. Don’t believe me?....

That's right. Obergruppenführer Dick Mitten jokingly wants to update the bad old days of the Nazi pogroms. Unfortunately he's a little confused. Labelling climate realists as deniers doesn't sit too well with his Schutzstaffel tendencies to tattoo the enemies of the Gaian Reich keine-grünen.* In fact it's downright schizophrenic.

Not necessarily on the forehead; I'm a reasonable man.

Of course you are, Dick. But only in an alternate dimension where the word "reasonable" translates as shit for brains.

Just something along their arm or across their chest...

Something like 'fuck off you green cunts!'

...so their grandchildren could say, Really? You were one of the ones who tried to stop the world doing something? And why exactly was that, granddad?

And then I would go on to explain why we scotched the climate alarmists misanthropic lunacy in order to keep the lights on and our homes warm. And how sceptics prevented hi-tech companies like Sony being carbon taxed into bankruptcy which is why the kid gets to play games on his Playstation 10 instead of eking out a subsistence living growing spuds and cabbages where the lawn and the water feature used to be.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 6, 2011 5:58 PM
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Seems like a nice place to paste something I recently posted on my facebook:

"I've decided to take a proactive approach to karma. Every time Mother Gaia erupts a volcano or drops a twister or slams us with a hurricane or an earthquake or tsunami or whatever, I shall pour one can of motor oil down a storm drain. Balance achieved!"

Of course, guys like Glover make me want to find even more reasons visit Pep Boys for a few quarts of karmic balance.

Posted by: Cameron Wood at June 6, 2011 6:45 PM

Ken Macleod wrote a SF novel called 'The Star Faction' where he has a character rant ...

'Fuck them and their nazi economics. Protection. Conservation. Restriction. Deep ecology. Give me deep technology any day. They don't scare me. I'm damned if I'll crawl, my children's children crawl on the earth in some kind a fuckin harmony with the environment. Yeah, till the next ice age or the next asteroid impact. It's them or us, man, and I've chosen people.'

Right on, I say, and pass the nukes.

Posted by: at June 6, 2011 9:18 PM

I saw your comment at Zanzibar and Zanzi's snivelish reply. I posted in support of you. Sometimes you go too far in your enthusiasms, but not, I think, this time.

Posted by: Observito at June 6, 2011 9:30 PM

Thank you for your support. I appreciate it. And it is true that, at times, I am ruled by the old adage "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."

Posted by: Vanderleun at June 6, 2011 10:09 PM

I thought it was 'Anything worth doing involves Belgian chocolate' ... but then again, I'm easily confused.

Posted by: Adriane at June 6, 2011 10:22 PM

As I read that greenazi's article, and he kept going on about how climate deniers need to be tattooed, or drowned or whatever, I started asking myself, "If Algore's Children are so enthused about pointing out the dullards among the human race, why don't THEY start prominently tattooing THEMSELVES. No law needed and when the oceans rise 20' and they are shown to be paragons of ethical ecological behavior, they can point to the rest of us and still yell I TOLD YOU SO!!!"

Posted by: Big Mo at June 6, 2011 11:45 PM

Nah, you weren't overboard on your comments there. If anything, I was expecting you to break out the flame throwers, but you've offered up spiked heads before. Completely appropriate. For a boy.

Posted by: Jewel at June 7, 2011 1:01 PM