November 28, 2014

A Buying (And Fistfight) Guide to Black Friday

Given the shrieking, sniveling, shoplifting, and shoving I'm starting to think that calling it "Black Friday" is racist. Then again maybe it's just looting with training wheels on.

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Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 28, 2014 10:33 AM
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Our culture has a lot to thank our Black brothers and sisters for: robbing, looting, mugging, raping, killing, racism, pants hanging down below ass, all set to inexecrable primal jungle music; a language only remotely resembling English, lousy food, stereotypical personae, um, several more but I am running out of pejorative descriptions. Perhaps our learned commenters can contribute.

Oh, one last thing: without Blacks we would not know where bottom was. My uncle Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko", he told me the only thing lower than Black people were Saskatchewan pig farmers; once you get so low there is no bottom.

Disclaimer: the above observations are based on visible and observable behaviors. I don't have enough imagination to make this shit up.

Posted by: chasmatic at November 28, 2014 3:55 PM

Ah, Artie. How nice of you to take time away from the Libertarian crowd with which you usually hang out to visit this humble forum; it is good for you to see what normal people are doing.
You have come empty-handed, as you always do, offering up your whining and squawking for our amusement. You are like that when you smoke too much weed.
I must say we get a lot of laughs watching you flounder and wriggle your way through what must be arduous writing for you.
Almost as amusing is your knee-jerk response to comments which we make to goad you on. How predictable. We regard you as a malignant court jester.

This description of your nom de plume is quite fitting, especially the canine reference:
Arthurstone: An atmospheric Neolithic burial chamber made of great stone slabs, in the hills above Herefordshire's Golden Valley. Please note: Dogs on leads are welcome.

This is more accurately a description of your behavior:
Bigoted: stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own.

Our superiority and excellence must gall you.
OK, "ding" goes Pavlov's bell. Offer up your next flaccid comment.

Posted by: chasmatic at November 29, 2014 6:01 AM

My ol' gray haired Pappy once said, "Ya got yer colored folks and ya got yer nigga's and they ain't the same thing."

I remember an old dem politician saying about 20 years ago, Hollingsworth, I think, "There's too much consum-a-rizm goin' on.", and I think he may have been right.

Arthurstone sounds like it needs it's head slammed against a stucco wall.

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Artie: like I said, you vibe loser.

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