March 25, 2008

Tracking Panda Sex So You Don't Have To

After the poor showing of DC's pandas reported in Zoo Porn in the Panda Cage @ AMERICAN DIGEST it's good to see the Chinese at least are doing something about their panda sex problem:

China's pandas in new rigorous 'sexercise' program

China's notoriously sex-shy pandas are being put through a rigorous "sexercise" programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported on Tuesday. The Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the southwestern province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic and hip muscles, to better prepare them for sex, the China Daily said.

The move, which is achieved by luring male pandas up with an apple, looks remarkably like a dance routine and is aimed to boost the animal's sexual stamina, the report said.

Makes sense. Anybody knows females are easier if you dance with them first.

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