January 15, 2011

Something Wonderful: Miss Arkansas' Got Talent!

Continuing with our video weekend here at American Digest: I join with BigFurHat @ iOwnTheWorld.com -- She Got Robbed "How did Miss Arkansas NOT win last night's Miss America Pageant?"

I mean, just suppose, you actually -- somehow -- managed to marry this woman without knowing her "special talent...." Then, on your wedding night, she opens those two cases that were carried to the honeymoon suite with the rest of her baggage.... and it begins....

Posted by Vanderleun at January 15, 2011 8:32 AM
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Don't most guys dream of making their bride yodel on their wedding night?

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at January 16, 2011 10:06 AM

There are so many slippery slopes down which we may slide, Gerard! Menage a trois, for starters...how low may we go on this thread without being sent away?

Posted by: Jewel at January 16, 2011 10:29 AM

I am not sure whether to be impressed or creeped out.

Posted by: Director Mitch at January 16, 2011 11:08 AM

Okay.. in her defense... my kids LOVE Jeff Dunham. So I'm assuming this is just a creepy retrending talent..??? She's a beautiful, wholesome young lady, otherwise.

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 16, 2011 1:05 PM

..just suppose, you actually -- somehow -- managed to marry this woman without knowing her "special talent...."

If she DOESN'T have a passel of bachelors lined up to marry her "no questions asked," American men need to just go home and live in the basement right now. What a cutie!

Posted by: Mike Anderson at January 16, 2011 4:26 PM

Marriage? Miss America is a scholarship pageant so if she has even half a brain, she'll marry her vibrator. Haven't we watched that story play out enough times? Guy over-shoots, finds a top-shelf girl gullible enough to marry him, then punishes her for the rest of her life for saying yes. Please. At least she'll always have her "art".

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 17, 2011 7:19 AM

Marriage? Miss America is a scholarship pageant so if she has even half a brain, she'll marry her vibrator. Haven't we watched that story play out enough times? Guy over-shoots, finds a top-shelf girl gullible enough to marry him, then punishes her for the rest of her life for saying yes. Please. At least she'll always have her "art".

Posted by: RedCarolina at January 17, 2011 7:20 AM