May 8, 2010

Celebrate!

Stacy McCain informs us that it is National Offend a Feminist Week 2010:

Your expressions of reactionary, oppressive, patriarchal, misogynistic traditionalism are solicited. Search your mind, search the Internet, and come up with a post guaranteed to make Jessica Valenti even angrier than usual.

Well, we can but try. Here's my effort minted fresh this morning. No reprinting of tired old retro ads for me.

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Posted by Vanderleun at May 8, 2010 1:09 PM
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What was it William Styron said? Ah yes: "I'd call her a cunt, but she lacks the charm and depth."

Posted by: Jewel at May 8, 2010 8:47 PM

Glad to have you on board, sir!

Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 8, 2010 9:02 PM

No, no, no, This is how you offend a feminist:

Q. Why do feminists have periods?
A. I have no clue, they use them so seldom in their writing that you would think sentence structure is an oppressive patriarchal dogma and making any sort of logical sense is a submission to intellectual rape...

Posted by: A. Nony Mouse at May 8, 2010 11:06 PM

Dear Mr. McCain: You've got a winner, hand the prize to Mr. Vanderleun...

Sincerely yours,
Gregory Koster

Posted by: Gregory Koster at May 9, 2010 1:25 AM

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bycicle"
- Gloria

Only one example of the spiteful logic of a rattled feminist. This is also the reason that the feminists flunk out of their math and science classes to become "genius" professors of women's studies.

Posted by: Denny at May 9, 2010 6:27 AM

OK, this won't win a prize, but it's the only contribution I can think of off-hand:

When women first got the vote, they gave us two things: Warren G. Harding and Prohibition.

Yes, lame, but I'm distracted right now.

The one about periods (above) is great. Reminds me of my own punctuation issue: Semicolons. I found I used my semicolon so rarely that I finally had it removed. Big mistake: I can now only punctuate into a plastic bag.

Posted by: Don Rodrigo at May 10, 2010 11:04 AM

Uh. That picture would have been more offensive had it shown her abbreviated costume and TITS.

Seriously. A writer for Penthouse? I know. You only read the articles.

Posted by: M. Simon at May 17, 2010 10:18 PM

How does a woman change a flat tire on an auto:

1. First get a man.

My daughter (who is smart and beautiful) knows the drill. Despite the fact that I tried to teach her how to change a tire. She pretty much lost interest about 4 minutes into the demo.

Of course my boys take advantage of this well known fact.

How does a man get a girl?

1. Look for one who needs a tire changed.

So the question is: can Gloria change a flat?

Posted by: M. Simon at May 17, 2010 10:25 PM
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