June 29, 2016

First they go green, then they go insane, then they sit down to pee, then we win


The Swedes, always on top of anything that confirms their men have two-inch dicks and sit to pee, have now given the world what it will need after cap and trade goes global, a pot to piss in. THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS brings us GREEN ECO-NUTSIES JUMP SHARK: MARKETING CHAMBER-POT/WATERING CAN

Check out these features:

Ergonomic design makes The Towa easy to carry and easy to use.
Hygienic and comfortable to sit on.
Capacity, approx. 10 liters.
Able to withstand weight up to 150 kilos (approx. 300 pounds)
Seals tightly -- the urine stays in the container to protect the nitrogen and guard against odor.
Made in Sweden of recyclable and durable Polypropylene (PP) plastic , without any materials that are considered dangerous to health or the environment.

As the master of all things American and digestible, this item with it's features describes, almost to perfection, the gelded modern and progressive American male and his colonized by feminists mind.

He's ergonomic and easy to use.

He's comfortable to sit on and can, fortunately, withstand weight of up to 300 pounds so there's no need for his PC wife to diet no matter how many Twinkies she wants to deny others. (A kind of "Jack Spratt" couple we now see so clearly in the First Family, n'cest pas?)

Then again, the modern progressive male seals tightly and all his inner bile and urine is contained to guard against the always pungent odor of sanctity.

He's recyclable .... for the next male drone willing to fund his mate's need for disposable income... and yet durable enough to ride into the grave if necessary.

He's never a danger to health or the environment. He don't smoke and he don't chew and he don't hang with the boys that do.

He is the very model of a modern major progressive. His lid's on tight and his essence available for organic vegan garden watering on demand.

Oh paragon of progressive animals! Oh progressive male on the road to demographic extinction. Take a break and just sit down.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 29, 2016 9:25 AM
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Able was I ere I saw Stockholm.

Posted by: Robert at January 5, 2011 6:51 PM

My neighbor is a Swede. Everything you say about the Swedish male of the Swedish species is true, Gerard. It's a sad thing, watching his wife boss him around.

Posted by: Jewel at January 5, 2011 8:17 PM

And it's only $83, plus shipping, handling, and customs. Of course, the manly thing to do is pocket the cash and just go take a quick leak on the front lawn. I'm sure the neighbors won't mind, since I'm SAVING THE PLANET.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at January 5, 2011 9:19 PM

Well, at least they'll still have a pot to piss in.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at January 5, 2011 9:26 PM

thanks for the link and happy new year!

Posted by: relipundit at January 6, 2011 6:14 AM

Wanna bet instructions for making your own toilet paper are included!?!

Next up - the wimens will just cath em.

Posted by: MizzE at January 6, 2011 6:42 AM

With a 10-liter capacity, it had better have a tightly sealing top. Otherwise, your garden shed, or wherever you're supposed to keep your excretions, will get a bit rank.

Posted by: Daniel K Day at January 6, 2011 9:20 AM

Mike Anderson - I am laughing so hard I'm crying. You're totally right - just go pee on your lawn and leave the middleman out! These Euro greenies are totally crazy. How damn cold does it have to get in Sweden - and the rest of Europe before these people stop the green insanity?

Posted by: CalConservGirl at January 6, 2011 9:41 AM

Gerard, your writing is superb. "the very model of a modern major progressive"

Posted by: StephenB at January 6, 2011 10:02 AM

I'm thinking these Swedes have never seen grass burned by urine before. The LAST thing I'd use in my garden is concentrated urine (human or not) to water the plants.

Unless I wanted them dead, that is.

Posted by: The Watcher at January 6, 2011 5:39 PM

Hey Bill Jones, I think your pee-can is calling you.

Posted by: bill at January 6, 2011 8:50 PM

I don't understand why sitting to urinate is an insulting idea. I suppose what is being conveyed is that male greenies become like women. Is there a way to convey to you how deeply insulting that is to women? We are not less intelligent, capable, or valuable than men.

May I suggest you rummage around in your toybox and find an idea that is insulting only to the population whom you intend to degrade? Perhaps you could say these male greenies "... go insane, mistake crap for carp, and we win."

Posted by: Brenda at January 7, 2011 7:16 AM

Are these people familiar with the concept of DYSENTERY?

Posted by: Amazed at January 7, 2011 9:28 AM

>>> Posted by bill at January 6, 2011 8:50 PM, Uh, Bill, did you order your piss can yet?

Man, talk about a guy stepping in it, you actually reinforced the point of the article while acting out the part of a progressive pussy!


Posted by: flikteking at January 7, 2011 5:30 PM

Urine has too much salt in it to be good for plants.

Posted by: Duncan Winn at January 7, 2011 9:30 PM

Mike Anderson said it before I got here... though I'd say forget the lawn and go for the roses.

Posted by: B. Durbin at January 7, 2011 11:06 PM


Squat-positive in Sweden. Weeniephobic in Stockholm.

Posted by: Casey Klahn at June 29, 2016 11:54 AM

"We are not less intelligent, capable, or valuable than men."

Nobody's suggesting that you are. It's just that reaching all the way down to elimination to try and dominate the opposite sex throws the object of despotic feminism into sharp relief, as it were. It's childish, and declining to be bossed around by unattractive feminists is a cheap, easy way to assert one's identity as a man.

The Left feminists won in Sweden, and it's a sad thing to watch. Another hundred years and there won't even be a Swedish nation. I can only laugh at so much of their foolishness, before the disgust takes hold.

Posted by: Monty James at June 29, 2016 11:58 AM

It's just that reaching all the way down to elimination to try and dominate the opposite sex throws the object of despotic feminism into sharp relief, as it were. It's childish, and declining to be bossed around by unattractive feminists is a cheap, easy way to assert one's identity as a man.


Posted by: Rob De Witt at June 29, 2016 12:47 PM

Actually, human urine is a good fertilizer, diluted with water (6 pts H20/1 pt urine). Just make sure the donor doesn't have any infections.

Posted by: Swami Rabbitima at June 30, 2016 5:43 AM

thanks for the link!

btw: the chamber-pot/watering can is the perfect analogy for leftist political agenda:

they shit and pour it on our nation....

Posted by: reliapundit at June 30, 2016 6:13 AM

So Brenda, did you order one yet? Insulting to women? Really hun, your comment did absolutely nothing to defend your gender.

How totally fitting this is dumped upon the world from Sweden, where circumcision now includes the entire penis. Done of course by female or pajama boy type doctors.

Posted by: PatriotUSA at July 1, 2016 2:08 AM