June 3, 2010

"We Con the World!" Pass it on. Run up the view count.

Miss Atilla clued me in. This is so wonderful!

In which the Gaza Flotilla participants explain how they can con the world:


There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There's no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all

We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small, and we took some pictures with doves
As Allah showed us, for facts there's no demand
So we will always gain the upper hand

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
we're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

If Islam and terror brighten up your mood
But you worry that it may not look so good
Well well well well don't you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist for peace and human aid

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world (Bruce: we con the world...)
We con the people (Bruce: we con the people...)
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Posted by Vanderleun at June 3, 2010 5:45 PM
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I pray for the day America has a truly pro-Israeli President and Congress. There is no good in Islam if you are The Jew, The Christian, or Any Other; there is only evil. May the Muslims receive what they pray for me.

Posted by: twolaneflash at June 3, 2010 6:28 PM

It is all B. Hussein* Obama's fault. If the US stood up and said: "This whole thing is a setup by Turkey and Iran. It is they who should shoulder the blame."

The air would have fled that bubble pronto.

*Please note the new naming convention. No more BO even though he still stinks. We are now emphasizing his solidarity with Jihadi's everywhere.

Posted by: Fat Man at June 3, 2010 7:28 PM

Latma is funnier than Saturday Night Live. Even if you don't know Hebrew, it's still one of the funniest shows I've seen in a long time. And funny is this:

Aisha and Nawal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXQHubuJzcg

Posted by: Jewel at June 3, 2010 7:53 PM

try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF3qxwG9_bM

Posted by: Daar at June 4, 2010 12:49 AM

Wow! Thanks for the link to Aisha and Nawal.
Them there Jooos sure are a funny Lot.
;^)

Posted by: monkeyfan at June 4, 2010 11:15 AM
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