Stuff White People Like @ AMERICAN DIGEST

February 16, 2008

Stuff White People Like

My favorite new blog... ever: Stuff White People Like Why? It's a white thing. You wouldn't understand.

#68 Divorce "Married couples like to go to lawyers, counselors and therapist before, during, and after a marriage."
#66 Recycling "is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much."
#62 Knowing what's best for poor people "It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them."
#56 Lawyers "The main reason why white people love lawyers is the sense that they are giving back to the community."
#60 Toyota Prius "Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!"

More... so much more... and so white ... at Stuff White People Like.

They're open to suggestions. I've written requesting:

"Zen. You gotta do Zen.

"Special attention to uberwhiteperson Alan Watts and the uberwhiteperson retreat at Tassajara Zen Mountain Center.

"Zen: Saving all sentient beings by sitting around doing nothing in a really Japanese looking environment. Plus the black and white clothing. Plus the organic breads and vegetarian diet. Plus the koans and the one hand clapping stuff.

"Zen: the one religion to have when you are having none."

Posted by Vanderleun at February 16, 2008 7:32 AM | TrackBack
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Absolutely agree with you. It. Simply. Doesn't. Get. Any. Better.

Brillant guys who are nailing us on our own cultural cross with razor sharp precision and ribald sense of humor.

Pray they can keep it up for a good while. Thanks for finding and linking, G. How do you find these priceless things?

Posted by: Webutante at February 18, 2008 7:12 AM

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I read about half the first page of the blog and became certain...nay, filled with terrified certainty - that the ghost of Jonathon Swift was going to materialize behind my chair and then rip my spine from my back.

Loved it.

Posted by: TmjUtah at February 17, 2008 9:04 AM