August 12, 2011

Headlines from the Greatest Small Town Newspaper on the Net


Attention Blonde Women: You Are Not Being Audited, And Prince Albert Is Not In The Can

SWAT Team Addresses Trade Deficit Between New York And Scarborough

Local Math Teachers Amazed, Excited About Yardsticks And Tape Measures

Forest Rangers Wonder Why A Fellow From Perry Smells Like Pine Trees And Matches

Elderly Maine Residents Always Seem To Be In The Last Place You Look For Them

Still Time To Enroll At University College At Rumford/Mexico And Become A Slightly More Educated Unemployed Person

Where else but in The Rumford Meteor | Maine news from the seat of Oxford County, Maine?

I keep telling people they should subscribe, but do they listen? Noooooooo.

Posted by Vanderleun at August 12, 2011 2:16 PM
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Okay, I subscribed. I hope others do, too. I have it in my home page with just the news titles. For that alone, I should send you a jar of home made spaghetti sauce, Vanderleun.
Cape Elizabeth Man Is Granted Wish, Will Receive 46 Blissful Months Without NPR -

If only I could be granted that without having to commit a felony, that, too would be bliss.

Posted by: Jewel at August 12, 2011 8:25 PM