Geller and Spencer: They're real and they're spectacular.
Questioning the Commander-in-Chief
In a quick pre-Frankfurt six-figure sale, Mitchell Ivers at Simon & Schuster/Threshold acquired world English-language rights to The Post-American Presidency by Pamela Geller, the popular Atlas Shrugs blogger, and four-time New York Times bestselling author Robert Spencer [of Jihad Watch] (The Truth About Muhammad and The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam [and the Crusades]). Scott Mendel at the Mendel Media group did the deal and says the book will appeal far beyond Threshold's conservative base. Publication is expected in July 2010. -- Deals: 10/19/2009 - 10/19/2009 - Publishers Weekly
No news on the prospects for Charles Johnson's not-so-eagerly awaited memoir Get Off My Little Green Lawn!, although there are rumors that the proposal is being passed around like a roofied prom queen at Houghton Mifflin, American publishers of Mein Kampf.
Sadly, Johnson's previous attempt at publication, Almost Famous: A Step-by-Step Guide to Online Auto-Fellatio, ended in a suicide watch in 2005 after it was determined that Johnson's most famous 'essay', "animated.gif" could not be reproduced in book form.
Contacted today in his Fortress of Solitude behind the West Covina Wal-Mart (Free Wi-Fi!) Johnson was magnanimous in defeat:
How low the other Liberals are whereas We--WE have this heavily funded little green tent and this Soros-powered laptop and this tent and this laptop and this tent and nice and warm in here nice and warm nice and IN HERE and nice and OUTSIDE ITS COLD. . . . ITS COLD OUTSIDE where the Atlas Shrugs Oppressors and the fascist Jihad Watch boy won't last two years not six months hardly won't last stumble bum around and there is no class in them. . . . But WE SIT HERE and never increase the SOCIALIST DOSE . . . never-never increase the socialist dose never except TONIGHT is a SPECIAL OCCASION with all the Liberty Oppressors and the fascist Bush boys out there in the cold. . . . And we never eat it never never never eat it. . . . And now get off my little green lawn! I've gotta earn some tip jar bucks...