September 26, 2009

The Frogger: Charles Foster Kane Johnson Pwnd and Pied

Charles Foster Johnson: Don't worry about me, McCain! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Johnson! I'm no cheap, crooked blogger, trying to save himself from the consequences of his posts and comments!

[Screams louder]

Charles Foster Johnson: McCain! I'm going to send you to Raaaaacist Sing Sing! Raaaaacist Sing Sing, McCain! Raaaaacist Sing Sing! -- Citizen Kane (1941) - Memorable quotes

This is a Sunday / Inside Blogball item. If you haven't been foolish enough to follow the transmogrification of Charles Foster Johnson of Little Green Footballs into Charles Foster Kane of Citizen Kane (but without the money) it's probably too late to start now.

Now the popular sentiment is that Charles Foster Kane Johnson's Little Green Choo-Choo has gone round the bend. True enough but far too simple for such a complex blend of obsessions.

The short form of a more accurate interpretation is that Johnson once said certain kinds of things for money and now is saying opposite kinds of things for money. In addition he's been crazed by all the untrue things people said about him when he was saying his previous things for money. Plus, he's now running low on money and that makes him a bit more testy and paranoid than usual. Can't stay on the right when all the money's on the left, especially when a blog is all you have.

That's the short form. I'll spare you, for now, the long form of backstory, charts, graphs, and tedious thread quotes. Others such as Stacy McCain are doing this in a detailed and unrelenting manner.

Still it isn't stretching a point that Charles Foster Kane Johnson has risen to his present level of revilement the old fashioned way, he's earned it. And continues to do so every waking moment of every day.

At this point Charles Foster Kane Johnson reduced to running Victor Hanson's afterthought on LGF, along with Stacy McCain slander slam posts at the top of the home page and then echoing them to the top of every story link.... just so you can't miss them. It's as if he thinks clever programming takes the place of real content. In addition, he won't link to the Hanson article because it's on Pajamas Media, Johnson's main source of money for years in more ways than one, because Johnson delinked Pajamas for publishing articles by Stacy McCain. Oh, what a tangled web he weaves... that Charles Foster Johnson. Sad. And not a little desperate.

Charles Foster Kane Johnson was first pwnd by Glenn Beck for falling for the transparent "frog in the water" gambit. Then, he was pied in the face by Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs with a Downfall parody.

Now many Downfall parodies have been spawned on YouTube, but if you are up on the back story on Charles Foster Kane Johnson, LGF, Glenn Beck, and the killing of the rubber frog, this one from Pamela at Atlas Shrugs is the killer app: Lizard Lounge: Frogger Gate - Atlas Shrugs

If you like blogwars, this is the red meat on the table. Yummy.

Posted by Vanderleun at September 26, 2009 9:28 PM
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