August 10, 2007

Anthem for the Global Warming Blowhards

"Years of bad data corrected; 1998 no longer the warmest year on record" -- DailyTech - Blogger Finds Y2K Bug in NASA Climate Data

Yeah, come on all of you green-hue-mens,
Mother Earth needs your help again.
She's feeling the heat, she's got the fear,
Way up yonder in the thermosphere!
So hold down your carbon and pick up your blather,
We're workin' Earth into a lather!

And it's one, two, three
Whose ox are we goring for?
Don't ask me, I'm getting hot.
Don't sign Kyoto, you should be shot!

And it's five, six, seven,
Open up those new tax gates!
Ain't no time to wonder who
Cranks out the most C-O-2!

Posted by Vanderleun at August 10, 2007 9:55 AM
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Good rewrite of the FISH cheer!
Country Joe MacDonald was a red diaper baby.

Posted by: Wall at August 10, 2007 3:13 PM

Excellent work on the anthem. As for the video, it's funny, but remember that college-age people actually get their news - their view of reality - from the Daily Show.

Posted by: Ivo Vegter at August 12, 2007 2:04 AM