From the always clear and never cloudy Michelle Obama's Mirror
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but then he gets curious so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?”
What a despicable piece of krap.
Posted by: Jack at July 11, 2014 8:11 AMGets wetter and more stinky with every passing day, doesn't he? America needs to flush the bowl.
Posted by: Van der Leun at July 11, 2014 8:29 AMAs someone said, he's totally transparent. He's simply full of shit.
Posted by: mike at July 11, 2014 8:58 AMObama is the left, and the left wants to see America taken down. In the eyes of the left we're just too big, too powerful, too rich, too successful, and -worst of all- too white. Obama is accomplishing what legions of lefties worldwide have wanted for decades. The muslims heartily approve.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at July 11, 2014 10:17 AMMy conversation with the robot bartender drifted to predicting the direction of rotation of America’s upcoming flush. Given that the Coriolis effect only influences very large events and knowing that the flush America needs is very large indeed, we did the calculations. Our findings, yet to be published, are summarized as follows:
“The premise that the earth's spin would influence the direction of rotation in a toilet bowl flush is intriguing. However, the force and speed at which the turd and water enters and leaves the receptacle is much too great to be influenced by something as miniscule as the physics of the earth’s rotational inertia. Consequently, the Coriolis effect is expected to play no significant role in influencing the rotation of America’s flush. More significant are the shape of the bowl and the direction from which the turd initially enters. Since Obama entered from the left, it stands to reason that he will rotate to the left as he is flushed.”
The science is far from settled, butt I HOPE this helps guide opposition researchers and push polls.
Posted by: MOTUS at July 12, 2014 6:30 AMI don't remember the "plausible deniability" chapter in the original "Art of War", or "The Prince". Is it in Mein Kampf, "Rules for Radicals", "Steal this Book" (oh wait, YES it's in THERE), "The Communist Manifesto", or the 95 "talking points" from M. Luther?
Posted by: CaptDMO at July 12, 2014 7:40 AMThe only good thing it seems this president does is his continuing vaporization of jihadists via drone rocket strikes.
Be on the lookout for the upcoming, upchucking, tragic-comedy TV series accurately describing his leadership, titled "Pratfalls and Deadly Disasters."
Among the sponsors are: most senators from both potties, most out-House of Representatives, and those both in and out of government who serve these malefactors --- lackeys lacking ethics, morality, humaneness.
The trailer for this TV series will feature from the last episode, the main character diving into his own derriere singing "What Kind of Fool Am I" to the tune of, astonishingly, the Londonderry Air.
Uh-oh, they've come to take up the slack in my straitjacket straps.
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