I love the headlines of the New York Post, and today they do not disappoint. Indeed, this may be their finest hour.
UPDATE: Breaking!
iowahawk: Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute "Kristen" Expected to Resign
New York - At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York's exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl "Kristen" announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.Posted by Vanderleun at March 11, 2008 9:16 AM | TrackBack
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