March 1, 2008

The Obamaman Can

(At the candy shop.)

BARACK: This is called a Hopetydopetychangealicious Bar.

WINKELMANN: Hopetydopetychangealicious Bar? How
does he do it?

BARACK: My dear little Democrat, do you ask a fish how it swims?

WINKELMANN: No . . .

BARACK: Or a bird how it flies?

WINKELMANN: No . . .

BARACK: Or a bear if it does its business in the woods?

WINKELMANN: Never!

BARACK: No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Barack H. Obamaman was born to be a candy man, you look like you were born to be a Obamunist...... [Cue music and.....]


BARACK: Who can take the Democrats
Sprinkle them in dew
Cover them in chocolate
And a miracle or two?

The Obamaman can.
The Obamaman can
Cause he dazzles them with love,
and makes their world taste good

Who took rainbow coalitions,
Wrapped them in a sigh,
Soaked them all in sophistry,
And made a Clinton lemon pie?

Children: The Obamaman?

BARACK: The Obamaman.

The Obamaman can.
The Obamaman can
Cause he dazzles them with love
And makes their world taste good

Barry H. Obama makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat knishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The Obamaman.

Children: The Obamaman can.

BARACK: The Obamaman can
Cause he dazzles them with love,
And makes their world taste good.

And their world tastes good
Cause the Obamaman tells them that it should.

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"Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow"

Should be:

Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow

Posted by: Fat Man at March 1, 2008 5:58 PM

I have an objection to the term "Obamaist." Children who believe in Obama are properly called "Obamunists." This term has been developed at Karl Marx Treatment Center at the People's Cube and it is mandatory for everyone to start accepting it as the Current Truth.

Please also note that Obama is not a liberal. He is an Obamunist.

We will yet cure weak liberalism with strong Obamunism!

YES WE CAN!

This message was brought to you by the voting bloc of Yeswecan-Americans.

Posted by: Red Square at March 1, 2008 6:17 PM

What is so terrible about finally getting much of America's youth and many of the not so young, off their duffs and finally excited enough to actually care about what's going on in their country, and becoming involved?

Posted by: windyridge at March 1, 2008 6:38 PM

Done, Fat Man. I plead "copy and paste without benefit of spellcheck."

Done, oh Commissar of the Yeswecan-Americans.

Posted by: vanderleun at March 1, 2008 6:40 PM

Windyridge:

YES! Get the youth INVOLVED!! Get them voting, for... THIN AIR!!

Posted by: MarkH at March 1, 2008 7:01 PM

...and then Hillary started singing "I Want It Now".

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 1, 2008 7:12 PM

...and then after Hillary fell down the garbage chute, Bob Reich and Donna Shalala started shuffling around and singing "Oompa loompa doompity doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you..."

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 1, 2008 8:58 PM

Obama is the pied piper of our day. It is very necessary to understand that he really believes in "who he is" - read his first book, Dreams of my Father.... - to get the real sense of what he believes he can BE.

He is going to be very difficult to defeat because his is a siren song of pure dreams and he is not prepared for the reality of what our greatest challenge is - the radical muslims who wish to kill us all.

The people that are following this pied piper are not thinking at all, they are drinking and dreaming at the well of smoke and mirrors.

Posted by: Teri Cox at March 2, 2008 4:52 AM

windyridge

getting the youth off their duffs, good!

getting them to go to work, good!

making them think Castro and his ilk are good, bad!

gerard

nice theme song!

rich

nice additions

Posted by: JD at March 2, 2008 6:02 AM

Don't make the mistake of assuming it's a lost cause. There are smart people in all groups, and if you can make a case based on common goals and values then you can win and change people's minds.

All this talk about how "Hypotizing" Obama is to his supporters sounds like an excuse for not campaigning.

Posted by: Fred at March 4, 2008 1:36 AM
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