December 23, 2013

"Shout Hallelujah, come on get happy / Get ready for the judgment day!"

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

"Everything was in confusion in the Obamas' house. The FLOTUS had discovered that the POTUS was carrying on an intrigue with a girly boy, who had been played "swaddled manlet in Onezie pajamas" for POTUS in that little room off the Oval Office, and FLOTUS had announced to POTUS that she could not go on living in the same WHITE HOUSE with him. This position of affairs had now lasted five years, and not only the POTUS and FLOTUS themselves, but all the members of their cult and party, were painfully conscious of it. Every person in the WHITE HOUSE felt that there was no sense in POTUS AND FLOTUS continuing to pretend they were living together now that there were no more elections to be stolen, and that stray people brought together by chance in any crack den had more in common with one another than POTUS AND FLOTUS and daughters WHAT’S-HER-NAME? and WHO-IS-SHE-AGAIN?, the staff parasites of the family and household slaves of the Obamas. The FLOTUS did not leave her own room, the POTUS had not been at home from the private locker room and sauna at the golf club for three days. The daughters ran naked all over the WHITE HOUSE; the Jarrett quarreled with the mother of the FLOTUS, and wrote to HILLARY CLINTON asking her to look out for a new situation for her; the "swaddled manlet" of POTUS had walked off the day before just at closet-cuddle-time; the BIDEN THING, and the POLAXED PELOSI had given warning."

[With apologies to Tolstoy and Anna Karenina.... and Judy Garland now that I think of it!]

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 23, 2013 5:51 AM
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Posted by: Fausta at December 23, 2013 7:16 AM

I suppose that picture of the Great Pretender et. al. adequately depicts the prevailing mood of the nation. Never thought I'd be feeling nostalgic about the ennui experienced during the Carter administration. The chastisement continues...

Posted by: Richard at December 23, 2013 7:51 AM

But I thought he wanted this all to happen. The economy is the lowest since the great depression and probably if the government was honest it is worse. Obamacare threatens everyones health care and their health. The enormous debt he ran up buying votes and paying off cronies will crush us. All of his cabinet are now unindicted co-conspirators in one high crime or misdemeanor or another and we are in a tailspin to oblivion that we can't seem to pull out of. Isn't this what the red diaper baby in chief wanted from the get go? Wasn't that what the whole dog whistle of "hope and change" was all about?

Posted by: GoneWithTheWind at December 23, 2013 7:52 AM

That photograph captures the essence of bullshit. Some of us saw it five years ago.

Posted by: Syd B. at December 23, 2013 7:57 AM

We called bullshit five years ago,sure, but nobody knew the true extent of it. Well, except Bill Ayers and a few friends. It's been educational, and I mean that sincerely.

Posted by: james wilson at December 23, 2013 8:16 AM

One the toughest challenges for me has been giving up cynicism. Having once fully embraced the culture of decay, I'd have to say that GWTTW is correct, this is all part of the hope n' change hustle.

Posted by: Will at December 23, 2013 8:26 AM

Brilliant, Gerard.

Posted by: Leslie at December 23, 2013 8:45 AM

The National Enquirer is by far the only good newspaper in the country. Be looking for Hussein to be electro shocked at Bethesda Naval in the New Year.

Posted by: Fat Man at December 23, 2013 9:15 AM

Richard - At least Carter knew he blew it and seemed remorseful deep down, although superficially he kept up the Presidential facade. Obama more and more is exhibiting the totally clueless, "wha hoppen" look.

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