Please Come to Damascus:

Please Come to Damascus

Please come to Damascus
For the for the bullshit
I'm ruling like my daddy did
And I've got lots of goons.
You can wear your burka on the sidewalk
In the souk where Americans will be shopping soon
Please come to Damascus
She said no, I can't long from congress stray.

[Chorus:]
And Bush sang, Hey ramblin' girl
Why don't you settle down?
Damascus ain't your kind of town.
There ain't no freedom,
And no place a free woman can stay.
I'm the number one fan
Of the speaker from Frisco Bay.

Please come to Riyad
Just see my black gold gush.
We'll camel to the sand dunes
So far we can't be found.
And throw I'll throw some Aramco shares
At your re-election,
And plan for more palaces
When pork comes back around.
Please come to Riyad
She said no, I can't long from DC stray

And Bush sang, Hey ramblin' girl
Why don't you settle down
Riyad ain't your kind of town
There ain't no freedom
And no place a free woman can stay.
I'm the number one fan
Of the speaker from Frisco Bay.

Please come to Tehran
for the Third World War.
I'm sorta short but I got lots of hair.
You'll be my main squeeze
when the nukes go off,
And we can cuddle under the mosque
In my Persian lair.
Please come to Tehran.
She just said no.
I can't that long from Murtha stray.
He's the number one buttboy
Of the Speaker from Frisco Bay.

Now that Speaker's world
Jets round and round,
And I doubt if her blather's gonna stop
But of all the Speakers
I've lost or found,
She's the only one that stirs my pot.
The country needs a mommy it can cling to.
Somebody it can sing to.

He said please come to Pyongyang,
I've got lots of slaves.
A North Korean life alone's
Just too hard to live.
I live in a compound
Looks out over the famine,
And there's some movie stars
I snatched from Japan
Hung up in the basement.
Please come to Pyongyang.
She just said no
I can't that long from George Bush stray.
He's the number one fan
Of the Speaker from Frisco Bay.

Posted by Vanderleun at April 4, 2006 1:19 PM