August 1, 2014

Obama's Superpower: "The Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk"


"Did I ever tell you

about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called “The Better ‘Ole” that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, “Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?” -- William Burroughs @ RealityStudio »

Posted by gerardvanderleun at August 1, 2014 10:49 AM
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"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.

You know what they say about pathological liars? They can pull it off almost all the time but they'll always give that little smug "I'm fooling you all, you subcreatures" smile. Clinton used to let it slip.

In President Obama's case, however I don't think he is lying. I think he's just crazy and doesn't have a clue he's accusing everyone else of doing exactly what he is in that very instant. I think he believes he's being amazingly clever and winning and persuasive all at once. He has the perfect line, and when he says it, Republicans will all fall over like targets at a carnival.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 1, 2014 10:51 AM

Does it stink in a closed room while he speaks? Seems it should.

Posted by: Terry at August 1, 2014 2:09 PM

He is toxic.

I wonder about the smiling people behind him.

Posted by: grace at August 1, 2014 7:50 PM

Gerard, leave it to you to pull something up from Ol' Bill. Kid, it was tasty.

Posted by: chasmatic at August 1, 2014 11:24 PM