July 25, 2009

How many Black American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Nine.

One to change the light bulb.
One to scream out "Racist society!" to the neighbors.
One to berate the black police officer on the scene.
One to berate the Hispanic Police Officer on the scene.
One to call the (black) Mayor.
One to call the (black) Governor.
One to call the (black) President.
One to begin booking the talk shows.
One to start production on the documentary film.

by GCOTHARN @ The End Zone

Posted by Vanderleun at July 25, 2009 1:22 PM
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Don't forget the mouthy white girl with dreadlocks complaining that the light bulb isn't a CFL.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at July 25, 2009 7:41 PM

Obama doesn't know as much about American history as the average 8th grader... and if he was a Republican, even if he was black, the White House Press Corp would be knocking themselves out to prove it.

Posted by: sherlock at July 25, 2009 9:47 PM

you left out: One to get confused about how long it's been since the bulb was last changed, go back to the store, and humiliate the (white) clerk for selling a defective bulb to an oppressed Blackman [sic].

Posted by: pst314 at July 26, 2009 2:01 PM

I guess you don't even need to call the 'reverends' sharpton and jackson.
They show up, no matter what.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at July 27, 2009 8:15 PM

And do not forget the one who has so many children, she doesn't know all their "baby daddies" names.

Posted by: Cilla Mitchell at July 28, 2009 9:58 AM