November 9, 2016


"This is what happens when you let Madonna blow people."

Above: Led by Whoopi Goldberg, Lena Dunham, and the sole surviving member of the Clinton crime cartel in her stroller followed by assorted parasites in Search of Still Free Health Care and a Perpetual Government Grant, the Wretched Refuse of America's Left Trudges North.
Below: Canadian Army Masses to Enforce Canada's ""No Flee Zone" Policy with the Latest in Advanced Canadian Weaponry

DATELINE: OTTOWA, November 9, 2016

Canadian Prime Minister today ordered all 215 members of Canada's armed forces to the porous southern border to stem the tide of tens of millions of disgruntled members of MoveOn, Democratic Underground, IndyMedia, Daily Kos and other assorted weeping moonbats that have begin to surge towards the socialist haven to the north in search of asylum.

"We feel their pain," said the PM speaking to 2 reporters at a hastily called press-conference in the Sauron province headquarters, "but we simply can't let in any more 'sunshine' Americans. We did that during the Vietnam years and our mental health care system is still groaning under the load. To let in more of Les fou Americans at this point would pretty much overload the sidewalk spaces already staked out by Canada's homeless.

"Alas, mon amis, we must say to you, as that great French general said at the crisis of the First World War Ils ne passeront pas.

"Please take your laptops and your bongs and go back and make what life you can in the ruins of your once celestial city."


Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 9, 2016 8:25 AM
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Second photo looks like Grand Fenwick's army. In fact, that guy with the flag on his pike looks like Peter Sellars

Posted by: BillH at November 9, 2016 8:54 AM

Canada to build border wall, ask Trump to pay for it .

Posted by: Donald Sensing at November 9, 2016 9:05 AM

We will only let our "best and brightest" liberal non-Christian go north!!!!

Posted by: Edwin Lester at November 9, 2016 10:14 AM

Hilarious! Linked here:

Posted by: Robert Agard at November 9, 2016 1:13 PM

I was going to plaster this all over Liberal sites like the Grauniad.

Oddly enough they've stopped taking comments.

Posted by: Bill Jones at November 9, 2016 4:12 PM

Traffic Alert: Massive backup on Interstate 5 from south of Seattle all the way to the Canadian border. Southbound out of LA heading to Mexico appears to be wide open.

Posted by: Dave at November 9, 2016 4:15 PM

The suggestion I had a few months back for some of our most prominent libtards to start a new commune in a place like Uranium City, Saskatchewan still stands. But dollar to a doughnut none of them actually leave. More's the pity.

Posted by: waltj at November 9, 2016 5:47 PM

To those headed north, don't let the door hit you in the a** on your way out.

Paul L. Quandt

Posted by: Paul L. Quandt at November 9, 2016 7:24 PM

The Prime Minister plainly abhors a meeting with Ms Lena Dunham, child molester extraordinaire.

Posted by: FooDog at November 9, 2016 9:32 PM

They lie. They lied. Those bast'ds never go!

Posted by: Sam L. at November 10, 2016 9:33 AM

Hilarious American cunts.

Posted by: Fuck u at November 10, 2016 11:09 AM