June 15, 2008

All-Purpose Obama Apology: Because He'll Need It

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"If this Demo has offended,
Think but this; and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While my blather did appear,
And my changing hopeful theme
No more truthful than a dream.
Voters - do not reprehend.
If you pardon, I will bend
Over and, as I am a lying schmuck,
I hope I can hold on to luck.
Now to twine my serpent's tongue.
I will make amends ere long.
Else Barack a liar call,
So please blow me one and all.
Give me your votes if we be friends,
And Obama shall change all your ends."

Apologies to Shakespeare and Puck

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