August 11, 2012

All-Purpose Obama Apology for the "Say Anything" Campaign

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"If this Demo has offended,
Think but this; and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While my blather did appear,
And my changing hopeful theme
No more truthful than a dream.
Voters - do not reprehend.
If you pardon, I will bend
Over and, as I am a lying schmuck,
I hope I can hold on to luck.
Now to twine my serpent's tongue.
I will make amends ere long.
Else Barack a liar call,
So please blow me one and all.
Give me your votes if we be friends,
And Obama's hopes shall fill your ends."

Apologies to Shakespeare and Puck

Posted by Vanderleun at August 11, 2012 1:51 AM | TrackBack
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As a civil/sanitary engineer, I love the photo. Filter backwash line. Dump the crap (a la Thomas Crapper, who invented the modern flush toilet.

Thanks.

Posted by: bob sykes at August 11, 2012 7:11 PM
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