I was sleepin’ like a rat
When I heard something jerkin’
There stood Rita
Lookin’ just like Tony Perkins
She said, “Would you like to take a shower?
I’ll show you up to the door”
I said, “Oh, no! no!
I’ve been through this movie before!”
-- Motorpsycho Nightmare
So my dear friend asks me as dear friends often do, "What's new today?" Coming first thing in the morning this is code for "what highly predictable if specifically unknowable pieces of shit have happened in the world overnight?"
Well, everything is "news" and yet nothing is new. Thinking the news is new is a fatal affliction of the modern mind.
Examples:
So that's the news on the third rock from the sun. As that geezer Walter Cronkite used to say, "And that's the way it is."
We forget, of course, that "the way it is" is pretty much always the way it is. We just know about it more quickly and in more detail via, as my friends say, "the internet machine." It's so fast, so omnipresent, and so subject to "decisions and revisions which a minute can reverse" that at internet speeds all you can hear is the fall of a botched civilization.
Me and Loretta, we don't talk much more,
She sits and stares through the back door screen.
And all the news just repeats itself
Like some forgotten dream that we've both seen.
Someday I'll go and call up Rudy,
We worked together at the factory.
But what could I say if asks "What's new?"
"Nothing, what's with you? Nothing much to do."
The John Prine reference was a nice touch.
Posted by: altered states at May 24, 2011 12:55 PMBest little retreat in the 'sphere Gerard. Never fail to find sustenance here. Thanks again.
It's been a good night for this, too. Wonderful things you've posted tonight, Gerard. Thank you.
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