"How many more great men are gonna get chopped in half before we do something?" - Bill Burr.
"All my heroes are going down. Arnold Schwarzenegger, another great man, another great man, taken down by that gold digging whore of a maid he’s got. And I’m not – I’m not saying he’s not a piece of shit for doing what he did, it was a piece of shit move, but how come only he got chastised. What about that maid? Why wasn’t she called the maid, that entire story, she was never called a whore, ever? Just boggled my mind, she knew his wife first-name basis, played with her kids, fucked her husband in their own god damn bed, that’s right down the checklist, first ballot hall of fame whore, right there, never.....
"How can I judge these guys? I can barely handle the temptations of Facebook. I am gonna to judge Tiger Woods? I golf, I don’t walk off the 18th hole; and there’s a bus load of Scandinavian women, waiting to fuck my brains out. Sorry ladies, got to home to the wife, right? Now, it kills me. And there is no help out there for guys. There isn’t it, there is nothing out there to help you handle, becoming rich and famous. There is nothing to prepare you for that platoon of whores that’s gonna form on a horizon, right? Like brave heart, faces painted, skirts on, will run down the hill, they’ll jump on your dick in front of your wife, they don’t give a shit.
"It’s not even a handbook out there. I saw one article written about it on – the cover of Time magazine it said, why does so many rich, famous and powerful men act like absolute pigs, right? And the article was actually written by a woman, that’s like me writing a book, The Third Trimester and What to Expect."Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 30, 2013 10:46 PM