September 30, 2013

The Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores

"How many more great men are gonna get chopped in half before we do something?" - Bill Burr.

"All my heroes are going down. Arnold Schwarzenegger, another great man, another great man, taken down by that gold digging whore of a maid he’s got. And I’m not – I’m not saying he’s not a piece of shit for doing what he did, it was a piece of shit move, but how come only he got chastised. What about that maid? Why wasn’t she called the maid, that entire story, she was never called a whore, ever? Just boggled my mind, she knew his wife first-name basis, played with her kids, fucked her husband in their own god damn bed, that’s right down the checklist, first ballot hall of fame whore, right there, never.....

"How can I judge these guys? I can barely handle the temptations of Facebook. I am gonna to judge Tiger Woods? I golf, I don’t walk off the 18th hole; and there’s a bus load of Scandinavian women, waiting to fuck my brains out. Sorry ladies, got to home to the wife, right? Now, it kills me. And there is no help out there for guys. There isn’t it, there is nothing out there to help you handle, becoming rich and famous. There is nothing to prepare you for that platoon of whores that’s gonna form on a horizon, right? Like brave heart, faces painted, skirts on, will run down the hill, they’ll jump on your dick in front of your wife, they don’t give a shit.

"It’s not even a handbook out there. I saw one article written about it on – the cover of Time magazine it said, why does so many rich, famous and powerful men act like absolute pigs, right? And the article was actually written by a woman, that’s like me writing a book, The Third Trimester and What to Expect."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at September 30, 2013 10:46 PM
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Bill Burr has tons of YouTube videos, he has one or more concerts on Netflix. I liked "You People Are All The Same". He's got a podcast, which is okay. But the good parts of his podcast are posted to YouTube, just search Bill Burr.

He's funny, vulgar, a bit Left in an unexamined mild sort of way. He is one of the most pro-male people in media. Nobody gives women crap for what they do like Bill Burr. Well worth a try.

Posted by: Scott M at October 1, 2013 1:54 AM

All right ... I'll say it ... pretty funny,
mean talk, guy talk,
unfortunately too true,
made me laugh (and I'll probably look 'im up on Netflix).

Posted by: DeAnn at October 1, 2013 4:57 AM

One of the biggest lies of man is that we're helplessly compelled by our gonads and cannot show restraint, reason, or dignity because of an overpowering constant sexual drive. Its a lie that allows us to follow our baser inclinations toward sloth and irresponsibility with a shred of an excuse.

Bill Burr is pretty funny, though, and usually very intelligent. He buys into far too much of the nonsense I described because he has no hope or understanding of absolute ethical principles or truth, but he's smart enough that he can see the truth around that anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 1, 2013 6:47 AM

BB in this one segment sounds as if he's giving men a pass to nail anything they see. In his podcasts and advice videos on YouTube he routinely jumps on men and preches they have to be responsible about sex, if only to avoid catching a GDW or having your life's work split between lawyers.

Posted by: Scott M at October 1, 2013 12:30 PM

Truth, even if presented in a profane and course way, is the richest source of humor, and even more so if it is politically incorrect.
Take away the profanity, and I could see presenting this material to some of the guys at church.

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