February 2, 2015

School Daze: Then and Now

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[In email this morning from one of my tireless correspondents, this lovely comparison of the way we live now versus the "bad old days." You decide.]

1. Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2015 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

2. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist-fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2015 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

3. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2015 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.

4. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2015 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

5. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.

2015 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.

6. Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2015 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

7. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2015 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

8. Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2015 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

Johnny sues Heather and the school, settles for $2.5 Million.

Posted by Vanderleun at February 2, 2015 8:34 AM
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Essentially true. It is to weep.

Posted by: Jimmy J. at February 2, 2015 10:04 AM

8. Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.

2015 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

Johnny sues Heather and the school, settles for $2.5 Million.
..........................................
So get a job as a teacher, make an agreement to split the 2.5 million with little Johnnys parents, then hug Johnny

Posted by: bgarrett at February 2, 2015 11:46 AM

Now you guys are thinking! Use the Alinsky methods to counter and disrupt the assiten [1/9 more asinine than asinine] attitudes and actions of the subversive, perversive, regressive Progressives.

Posted by: Stug Guts at February 2, 2015 12:27 PM

Standing on the deck the other day I heard a crack down in our woods and saw a guy in camo walking slowly then, crack, crack, crack. I kept standing there and he disappeared into the foliage. Not a big concern, he wasn't shooting at me. And if he was there is a gun within 10 seconds of me in any direction. 8 years ago when I lived in *society* such an incident would have had choppers on site in minutes and the panic level all around would have been in the 9's. It's still mostly 1957 out here in the sticks and when I occasionally must go into society it is painful, alienating, and I can't wait to escape. My only regret about it is that I waited so long to escape.

Posted by: ghostsniper at February 2, 2015 6:40 PM

Woe unto us. Woe. Woe. We are completely undone.

Posted by: Fat Man at February 2, 2015 8:16 PM

Fortunately, there are still many many instances where the rational normal outcome occurs to no fanfare whatsoever.
The potential for idiocy was always there even in 1957, I remember that year.
But yeah...horrible comparisons to contemplate.

Posted by: pbird at February 3, 2015 6:37 AM

I laughed so hard the neighbors dog started barking.

(it's winter, the windows are closed and I'm on the south side of my house, he's on the north side of his.)

Posted by: Will at February 3, 2015 1:52 PM

Smoking dock? The principal would smoke at his desk, and the student would smoke behind the gym.

Posted by: barefoot serpent at February 7, 2015 8:14 AM

You got that right.

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