"A lot of people write in asking how long before the show they should wash their chicken.... And a day before the show I highly recommend using petroleum jelly on your chicken."
I've been known to use petroleum jelly when CHOKING my chicken.
That's one happy choked chicken!
If President Obama had a son from his white half, he would look like that boy. If he had a son. If he was white. He would be Trayvon's brother. Half, that is.
Damn chickens keep coming home to roost, eh Barry?
That was awesome. I wish I had the luxury of enough land to raise show chickens. When I do get some land, the chickens will be egg slaves and meat volunteers.
I wonder if Larry Flynt used petroleum jelly on his chicken.
It's nice to know that there are still kids like that out there.
Just spit balling here buuuuuttt…could ya’ get some buckets that are not disgustingly filthy…???
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