April 12, 2012

Pre-Apocalyptic Skill Sets: How to Wash a Chicken Before a Show

"A lot of people write in asking how long before the show they should wash their chicken.... And a day before the show I highly recommend using petroleum jelly on your chicken."

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 12, 2012 1:44 PM
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I've been known to use petroleum jelly when CHOKING my chicken.

Posted by: ed at April 12, 2012 2:31 PM

That's one happy choked chicken!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at April 12, 2012 2:40 PM

If President Obama had a son from his white half, he would look like that boy. If he had a son. If he was white. He would be Trayvon's brother. Half, that is.

Damn chickens keep coming home to roost, eh Barry?

Posted by: twolaneflash at April 12, 2012 4:35 PM

That was awesome. I wish I had the luxury of enough land to raise show chickens. When I do get some land, the chickens will be egg slaves and meat volunteers.

Posted by: Velociman at April 12, 2012 4:46 PM

I wonder if Larry Flynt used petroleum jelly on his chicken.

Posted by: Rich Fader at April 12, 2012 5:59 PM

It's nice to know that there are still kids like that out there.

Posted by: I-RIGHT-I at April 13, 2012 4:31 AM

Just spit balling here buuuuuttt…could ya’ get some buckets that are not disgustingly filthy…???

Posted by: tim at April 13, 2012 9:05 AM
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