August 29, 2011

HELP! An Ode to the Plethora of First World Problems That Kill, Cripple, or Harsh the Mellow of Millions of Our Fellow Americans Every Damn Day

Yes, America is just the worst and most dangerous country in the history of the world. Just look at that with which we must up put.

Posted by Vanderleun at August 29, 2011 8:18 PM
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If we're not supposed to split infinitives, why are they two word phrases?

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at August 29, 2011 8:29 PM

He only split his infinitive improperly because he was not using the proper infinitive splitter. But if you act now, Gerard, you get the Perfect Infinitive Splitter, the 'Splinfinitter' for only 19.95! But wait! There's more! Be one of the first 50 callers in your area and you get not just one Splinfinitter, but 2! That's 2 Splinfinitters for the price of one (separate shipping and handling charges apply).

Posted by: Jewel at August 29, 2011 8:59 PM

The last time I tried a 'Splinfinitter', her father came home early causing the 'Splinfinitter' to fail. Her father's 'Splinfinitter' reducer worked very well.

Posted by: Peccable at August 30, 2011 8:04 AM
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