Robert Fulghum, author of "Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten," has got a million of 'em, I tell you, a million of 'em. His latest at his "online only" Not-So-Secret Journal yields what has to be one of the longest group graffitis on record:
This excursion into what I still hope will be an ongoing encounter reminds me of a previous experience with serial graffiti -- a classic --found in a unisex restroom of a local restaurant:Posted by Vanderleun at December 3, 2003 6:08 PM"God is love."
"Love is blind."
"Stevie Wonder is blind."
"No, Stevie Wonder is God."
"Thanks for clearing that up -- I love logic."
"Logic is blind."
"Stop it, stop it -- this doesn't make sense."
"Now we're back to Stevie Wonder again -- didn't he do the album, "Stop
Making Sense?"
"Wrong -- It's Talking Heads."
"I love that album."
"God is love."
"If someone writes love thy neighbor I will puke."
"Love thy neighbor. And puke."
"Love me -- signed, Edna the woman who cleans these walls."
"Edna, you're a wonder."
"Any kin to Stevie Wonder?"
"I wonder, wonder, wonder wonder WHO -- Who wrote the book of love."
"God."
"I told you, Stevie Wonder is God."
"Thanks. I've always wondered about that. Love, Stevie."
