Gonna Wash That Man Right Into My Hair
The Edwards Formula
I see you've got your list out
Say your piece and get out
Yes I get the gist of it
but it's all right
Sorry that you feel that way
The only thing there is to say
Every silver lining's got a
Touch of grey
Bullet Points on "Why Our Edwards Formula is Better than Natural:"
Immediately restores lost color to grey campaign.Looks and sounds so natural and smooth no one can tell he's lying. Works for any color Democrat. Restores lost color to grey Democrats, gradually. Natural-Looking Democratic Color: - Day by day, Edwards Formula gradually replaces grey campaigns with natural-looking color.
- You can stop anytime and leave just touch of grey , or keep going until all the grey is gone.
- And Edwards looks so natural no one can tell you colored your campaign - they'll just know it looks great.
Simply Blow It In: - There's no mixing, no mess.
- Have it lie daily for 2-3 weeks and you'll get the exact campaign that's perfect for you.
- Then lie once or twice a week to keep it that way.
How Edwards Formula Works: - Different political positions are the result of different amounts of ambition, politic's coloring protein.
- Darker ambitions simply have more lies in them than youthful ambitions.
- As hypocrisy production increases with age, campaigns turn grey.
- Edwards Formula has the unique ability to hide lost integrity with a trial lawyer level professional lying.
- You can regain just the right amount of lost interest in your contradictory messages by applying Edwards for fewer or more days depending on Dan Rather's frequency.
Edwards works for any color Democratic candidate, even dour white guys from Massachusetts (unless Greek)- Your campaign Looks Thicker, Healthier:
- Edwards contains a campaign-thickening ingredient that works by expanding the campaign's entertainment factor.
- Plus, it actually repairs and strengthens campaigns, reducing electoral loss factors from idle blather.
- The result: a healthier, thicker-looking candidate.
The shoe is on the hand it fits
There's really nothing much to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit
causeit's all right.
Oh well a Touch Of Grey
Kind of suits you anyway.
That was all I had to say
It's all right.
I will get by / I will get by
I will get by / I will survive
We will get by / We will get by
We will get by / We will survive
-- The Annotated "Touch of Grey"
Posted by Vanderleun at July 6, 2004 7:10 PM
