July 6, 2015

"Fuck You. Pay Me."

Government said, You run the joint. Maybe I'll try to help you.

And the chumps agreed, God bless you, Government. You've always been fair with me.

Now the chumps have got the Government as a partner. Any problems, they goes to the Government. Trouble with a bill, to the Government. Trouble with jobs, liquidity, healthcare, they calls the Government.

But now the chumps have to pay the Government... every week no matter what.

"Business bad? Fuck you, pay me."

"Had a fire? Fuck you, pay me."

"The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you, pay me."

Also, now the Government could do anything. Like run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody will pay for it anyway.

Take deliveries at the front door and sell it out the back at a discount.

Take a case of booze and sell it.

It doesn't matter. It's all profit.

Then finally, when there's nothing left... when you can't borrow another buck from the Chinese... you bust the joint out.

You light a match.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at July 6, 2015 10:32 AM
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Yep

Posted by: Leslie at July 6, 2015 9:31 AM

As Jesus spoke in parables that the Saducees could not understand, a liberal or gubmint official reading the above, simply would not comprehend either.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at July 6, 2015 4:25 PM

You can't cheat an honest man. Granted, they are few and far between.
We don't hear about them because they are ground into the dirt or stay at the barely getting by level.

Posted by: chasmatic at July 7, 2015 12:37 AM

And as we see, Paulie, oops, Government, has a pretty good thing going until millions of voters go "Pay you? Fuck me!"

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 9, 2015 4:06 PM