October 18, 2015

Democratic Debate Reloaded

Bernie: “I don’t have a Super PAC, I don’t have a backpack. I carry my stuff around loose in my arms like a professor between classes. I own one pair of underwear. That’s it! Some of these billionaires, they have three, four pairs. And I don’t have a dryer! I have to put my clothes on the radiator. So who do you want as president? One of these Washington insiders, or a guy who has one pair of clean underwear that he dries on a radiator?”

Hillary: “I think you’re really going to like the Hillary Clinton that my team and I have created for this debate. She’s warm, but strong. Flawed, but perfect. Relaxed, but racing full speed towards the white house like the T-1000 from Terminator.”

Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 18, 2015 9:40 AM
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Re Shrillary's quote; is that confirmation that Americans will be asked to vote for a fake?! Whether it be an android or a clone, or some other kind of copy, I personally don't want to see any kind of Clinton in the White House, especially the real one... The current crop of world "leaders" are bad enough, thanks.

Posted by: Jack Dwyer at October 18, 2015 10:24 PM

Jack - I'm with you all the way but I keep seeing this weird dream election:
The Socialist Party, formerly Democrats, can and will trot out a candidate, doesn't matter who.
Voting is with a stacked deck, gotta count all those poor wretches that came in by the back door.
Bought votes. if that is not enough they will use the Chicago Method — vote early and vote often.

The God-fearing, rules following, go to church and stand when the National anthem is played and the flag passes them Silent Majority Conservatives, used to be Republicans; those folks will come away empty-handed again, and commiserate with each other, "Yep, Mabel, we gave it the good fight, eh?"

Oh, and a chicken in every pot.
My uncle Louie "Letsgo" Lozko raised award winning bantam chickens and on the strength of that he voted for Hoover several times.
When questioned whether Hoover was a good candidate Letsgo replied "Ach, dey all same. One man dis and other man dat. I go mit the food".

Posted by: chasmatic at October 19, 2015 2:02 AM