When I get hot and sweaty from workin' in the sun,
I head down to her corner for a tall, cold, frosty one.
When I'm with my DQ princess I'm never there alone.
For just another dollar, she'll gladly dip my cone.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
I crave her flavor. She don't treat me mean.
She's a smooth vanilla softy. She's the center of the scene.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
My baby makes me order my big banana frozen.
The boys line up to see her. She's the one that's chosen.
She's just a small town mama but still an ice cream star.
She's the only one around who'll grab your Dilly Bar.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
I crave her flavor. She don't treat me mean.
She's a steamed hot chocolate malted. She's the center of the scene.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
She 's got a long blonde pony tail, wears tight white shorts,
With a polka dot bikini top. She plays all the midnight sports,
And she'll whip you up a sundae, maybe top it with a cherry,
But tomorrow she'll be serving it to Curly, Moe, or Larry.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
I crave her flavor. She don't treat me mean.
She's deep-fried tofu toffee. She's the center of the scene.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
Down at her DQ she's some games that you can play,
Like "Ninja Warrior Pinball," or "CyberRoad to Mandalay."
She's workin' hard for tips all the big boys wanna slip her.
She'll gladly change your dollars and let you pump the flippers.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
I crave her flavor. She don't treat me mean.
She's a deep dip Dilly Bar. She's the Blizzard Breeze supreme.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
She's the town's roadside attraction.
She's the center of the summer's action.
It's just a little job -- pumping soda for the jerks.
It don't pay all that much, but she's never out of work.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
I crave her flavor. She don't treat me mean.
She's a hot fudge filly. She's the center of the scene.
My baby's a Princess of the Dairy Queen.
Went to a DQ a couple years ago and found only disappointment.
It was bound to happen to a company that cut 2/3 of it's market share right off the top by offering vanilla only.
Incidentally, I'm one of those rare sorts that prefers vanilla over chocolate, but business is business.
Posted by: ghostsniper at December 1, 2015 12:24 PMCan't recall ever being closer to one that going by at the speed limit. Guess I've missed a lot.
Posted by: BillH at December 1, 2015 2:18 PMDairy Queen in Fairfield CT in July. That's where I saw her.
Posted by: vanderleun at December 1, 2015 2:25 PMDairy Queen = Texas stop sign
Posted by: Ann K. at December 2, 2015 7:13 PMDairy Queens are almost guaranteed to have a clean restroom.
Posted by: Bradoplata at December 3, 2015 1:51 PMIs that poem an original composition? Is it a song? Has a recording been made? It reads like it would be right for rockabilly or 1950's style rock & roll.
I wrote it as a song but I don't know any bands.
Posted by: vanderleun at December 5, 2015 4:23 PMAnd there was me thinking it was a Chuck Berry composition and was surfing You Tube to play the vid. You got me there, Gerard. Chuck would have bought it, without doubt. Could have been a platinum disc.
Posted by: Frank P at June 16, 2017 2:08 PMHaven't thought about my Dairy Queen Princess in decades.
Nova level smile.
Posted by: John the River at June 16, 2017 8:09 PMDairy Queens are must stops for clean restrooms (at least most of the time).
Posted by: Bradoplata at June 16, 2017 10:59 PMGo to D.Q.
Order a Medium Size "Blizzard". With Oreo, and Heath Bar.
Be sure to ask them to ensure that it is well-mixed, all the way down to the bottom of the cup.
Option. If you prefer Chocolate ice cream, they'll add Chocolate Syrup for you, before the mixing. It's good either way.
Try it though. I prefer the vanilla, as it makes the Oreo & Heath flavors more pronounced.
Sublime.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
What a slice of Paradise.
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